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ChildFreeCraft Minecraft Server

Ban, child-free lifestyle, ChildfreeCraft, children, controversy, cultural values, Family Planning, Government, legislation, lifestyle choice, Minecraft, parenting, personal freedom, policy, population control, Proposal, public opinion, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, traditional values

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	2101

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where Russia is trying to ban child-free lifestyles? Like, what even is that? But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of real life and build a virtual world where you can be child-free all you want, then this server is the place to be! Join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even start a revolution against those pesky Russian lawmakers. Who needs kids when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight, amirite? So come on over and let’s show Russia that we don’t need their rules in our pixelated paradise!

MoscowMinecraftWars

Assassination, Colonel, crime, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign relations, intelligence agencies, international news, investigation, Killed, military intelligence, Military operations, Moscow, MoscowMinecraftWars, murder, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, Russian, SECURITY, targeted killing, Ukraine

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Potions Brewed:	185
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian colonels getting killed near moscow as part of the storyline! ukraine’s military intelligence is involved for some reason, but who cares cuz we got epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! join now and be part of the chaos! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you wanna join?! come on, don’t be a potato, join now!

RageCraft: ChatGPT’s Lab

AI assistance, ANALYZES, anger expression, anger management, behavioral analysis, Behavioral studies, chatgpt, ChatGPTs, communication skills, complex studies, data analysis, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, Lab, professional behavior, professional environment, psychology research, Ragecraft, research assistance, research tools, researchers, workplace behavior, workplace dynamics

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	779	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where we help scientists study anger and stuff. Like, we’re profesh at it, yo. You can like, express all your rage in a totally legit way, while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So, like, join now and let’s get angry together, but in a cool way, ya know?

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

asleep, boringsmp, bucketable entities, Community, crafting tweaks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Enjoyable, Events, Fall, Features, Flat, house safe, Join, Land claiming, Mechanics, multiplayer, Plain, Seconds, Server, smp, spice up, Survival, Teleport, Tweaks, Vanilla, vanilla game, warp stones, Youll

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	1825	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

animal, animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal rights activists, animal rights awareness, animal rights campaign, animal rights community, animal rights movement, animal rights organization, animal rights support, animal welfare, end animal rape, Minecraft, prevent animal rape, rape, related, smp, STOP, stop animal abuse, stop animal cruelty, stop animal exploitation, stop animal violence, Threads

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

authorized user, budgeting, budgeting discussions, communication problems, controlling behavior, CraftyCouplesCashClash, credit card, discretionary spending, family finances, financial boundaries, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, financial trust, overspending, Partnership, relationship issues, SAHM, shopping habits

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, gluten free options, healthier processed foods, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, high fiber, low calorie, low sodium, low sugar, mindful eating, Minecraft, minimally processed, natural ingredients, non-GMO, nutrient-dense, nutritious snacks, organic options, plant-based options, preservative-free, ProteinPopsicle, smp, Whole Foods

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3925	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

Agony, anguish, blocky, Despair, emotional pain, existential crisis, HELLCRAFT, inner turmoil, mental anguish, Misery, Nightmares, Pain, personal hell, personal struggle, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, torture

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	59

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

activism, austerity measures, budget cuts, community support, Cuts, demonstration, Government, grassroots movement, health system, Healthcare, healthcare funding, HealthCrisisCraft, Minecraft, new zealand, political reform, Politics, protest, public health, public outcry, public services, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	3954	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉