HITBOXES – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Erdtree Hitbox Minecraft Server

action RPG, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, dark fantasy, elden ring, Elden Ring Boss Fight, elden ring gameplay, Elden Ring Review, Erdtree, Exploration, FANTASY, final boss, FromSoftware, gameplay, Gaming, Hitbox, HITBOXES, Mechanics, Minecraft, open world, Server, Shadow of the Erdtree, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the final boss is just a dragon or a wither? Well, get ready for the ultimate showdown on our server because our final boss is a giant, fire-breathing chicken named Cluckzilla! That’s right, you heard us correctly – a chicken that’s bigger than a house and angrier than a creeper who just had its TNT stolen.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, engage in epic battles with evil llamas, and explore a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps. And did we mention that our server has its own currency called “Moo-lah” that you can use to buy enchanted weapons and armor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to face off against Cluckzilla in the battle of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of chicken feed and a good sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

ADA, awful quests, bad thing, Character customization, clunky controls, content spread thin, cum rain, Disappointment, DLC CONTENT, Dragon’s Dogma 2, Dragon’s Smegma 2, DROPS, E-Celebs, e-celebs defend, empty world, enemies, enemy variety, Evil, Great, Gunplay, Haters, hit faster, hit harder, HITBOXES, improved, inertia, layered armor, menu mid combat, Mercenaries, mixed review, mtx outrage, no camp, old content, pawn AI, post game, realistic movement, remake, Resident, Resident Evil 4 Remake, serious, shills, shitposting, skeptical, Snoy moviegames, stagger, suitcase, swap weapons, Synthetic Man, Tlou, Trannybcat, vocations, ZombieCraft

Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

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Anarchy Ailys Server

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Just a anarchy server on survival mode. The Server is Online 24/7, you can playit everyday without problems :b

147.185.221.22:40319

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CloudVale 3.0

Active, banned, bedrock, CloudVale, Community, crafted, Cross-Play, expensive, Fun, Gaming, Heart, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, player, PvP, Revive, revive beacon, Server, Survival

(MUST BE ACTIVE!) Welcome to CloudVale 3.0! A LifeSteal based Minecraft server… When you kill a player, you gain a heart! And the killed player loses one. If you lose all of your hearts, you get banned forever, or that would be the case if the Revive Beacon didn’t exist. It can be crafted, however it is very expensive. It can only revive one player, so use it wisely! (supports Java + Bedrock)

23.161.168.10

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Starfall Sanctuary: The Only Server Where We’re All 18+, But Still A Semi-Vanilla!

anti cheat, claim system, Community, cooperation, creativity, custom pictures, Economy, Enhancements, free, Friendly, Grief Protection, Mature, new season, one player sleep, quality of life, Reset, Sanctuary, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, starfall, Survival, trial chambers, Vanilla

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	The Map
Version	Java version 1.21.1

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server.

Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting, but rest assured, we are committed to staying true to the core survival gameplay.

We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group, and we’re eager to find like-minded players who value cooperation and creativity. Importantly, we are and always will be a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!

Features:

Currently, we have an exciting Community Project underway at spawn: we’re working together to build an impressive city!
Diamond based economy with Shopping District under construction near spawn.
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System. We also have rollback features so no one can grief your build or gain an unfair advantage.
Import custom pictures inside the server made easy. You can request us to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form!
Trial Chambers Vaults now reset on this server after 2 days, so you can come back and try to get your Core!
We just started a New Season, The Map is fresh, you would join just in time!
Vanilla’ish Quality of Life enhancements: One player sleep, Fire tick off, Faster Minecart, Faster Dirt Path, No Wings Club, Top 10 Leaderboards at Spawn, Find slime chunk command, No mob Griefing, SimpleVoiceChat, Player head drop, Custom Armor Stand book, etc. (A full list of enhancements is available on our Discord.)

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure! Join now!

Lost Blackpipo Minecraft Server

black race, Blackpipo, braincells, CIA funded drug companies, death, flavored can, inhalant drug, inhaling, Lost, mental faculties, Minecraft, niggers, nitrous oxide, online store, Over.., scubaryan_, Server, Status, stupider, supermarket, videos online, x-com, ypipo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a CIA conspiracy theory? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Illuminati would be impressed. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where nitrous oxide is the currency of choice.

Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!

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Menace Minecraft SMP Lady

double standards, Femininity, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, hypothetical, lady, Masculinity, Menace, Minecraft, smp, societal constructs, societal expectations, societal pressure, society, Stereotypes

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building beautiful structures or surviving in the wilderness, on this server, the only goal is to cause as much mayhem as possible.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who are so unpredictable, they make creepers look like cuddly kittens. Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon cry. And don’t even get us started on the pranks – let’s just say that one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the world with dirt blocks. True story.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not burn down the entire village… again), then this is the place for you. Just be warned, if you’re not prepared to embrace the chaos, you might want to steer clear. But hey, where’s the fun in that? Join us now and become a true menace in the Minecraft world!

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CreeperFamilyLeechesLOL

Apology, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, CreeperFamilyLeechesLOL, Development, disagreement, Ethics, family, investing, judgment, leeches, Meeting, Property, real estate, relationship, rental, section 8, VALUES

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as meeting your boyfriend’s family for the first time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of arguments, family feuds, and unexpected twists!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family dinner, with conversations that start off normal and quickly spiral into chaos. Just like the dinner table divided into smaller groups, our server has different factions and groups for you to join and interact with.

And if you thought the investment talk at the dinner table was intense, wait until you see the crazy deals and schemes happening on our server. From building section 8 houses to selling them to unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and entertaining as a family gathering gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some drama, arguments, and maybe even a few bans along the way.

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PixelPanicCraft

10. Materialistic desires, 11. Instant gratification, 12. Peer pressure, 13. Social media influence, 14. Keeping up with the Joneses, 15. FOMO (Fear of Missing Out), 16. Trend chasing, 17. Status symbols, 18. Shiny object syndrome, 19. Hedonic treadmill, 2. Regret, 20. Short-lived satisfaction., 3. False desires, 4. Misguided wants, 5. Unfulfilled expectations, 6. Disillusionment, 7. Unrealistic desires, 8. Temptation, 9. Impulse buys, buyer’s remorse, PixelPanicCraft

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have a pet zombie that does the Macarena every time you find a diamond, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a flaming sword of justice (but only on Tuesdays). So if you think you can handle the insanity, come join us and see if you can survive the mayhem!

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TalibanTakedown Minecraft Server

Afghan officials., Afghanistan, Closure, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic fallout, diplomats, disowned, embassy closure, embassy shutdown, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Government, international relations, London embassy, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political turmoil, Server, Taliban, Taliban dispute, TalibanTakedown, United Kingdom

come join our epic minecraft server where the embassy of afghanistan in london has been turned into a virtual playground for all to enjoy! the taliban disowned the diplomats because they were too busy playing minecraft all day instead of doing their jobs. now you can explore the abandoned embassy and uncover secret treasures left behind by the diplomats. join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that was once used by the afghan ambassador to mine for diamonds in the virtual world! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the chaos and hilarity of afghanistan’s london embassy in minecraft form!

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SteamCraft: Turret Trouble

Advanced technology, Automation, Combat, Defense, defense system, Gaming, innovation, machine-gun turrets, Military, military technology, remote operation, remotely controlled, SECURITY, Steam Deck, STEAMCRAFT, Technology, Trouble, turret, Ukraine, video games, videogame system, WARFARE, weapons

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine be takin’ it to da next level with machine-gun turrets controlled by da Steam Deck Videogame System! Imagine rollin’ up on dem creepers with some serious firepower, ain’t no mob gonna mess with ya on dis server! Plus, rumor has it dat if ya survive a whole night without gettin’ blasted, ya get a special power-up dat lets ya fly like a chicken with a jetpack! So come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a blast…literally!

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What is the IP for Joe Bartolozzi Minecraft Server?

Bartolozzi, Joe, joebartolozzi, Minecraft, react, Server

Joe Bartolozzi is a highly experienced financial advisor with over 15 years of experience in the industry. He specializes in helping individuals and families plan for their financial future, with a focus on retirement planning, investment management, and wealth accumulation. Joe is known for his personalized approach to financial planning and his dedication to helping his clients achieve their financial goals. He holds a Bachelor’s degree in Finance and is a Certified Financial Planner (CFP). In his free time, Joe enjoys spending time with his family, playing golf, and volunteering in his community.

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