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  • CraftyKremlinKombat

    CraftyKremlinKombat

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, so lit, bro. we got, like, the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles you’ve ever seen.

    like, one time, this dude built a giant chicken that shot fireballs out of its butt. it was, like, insane, man. and then there was this other time when a player rode a llama into battle and took out, like, ten other players with just a carrot on a stick.

    and, get this, we have this secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts and, like, the winner gets a pet dragon or something. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

    so, if you want to join a server that’s, like, out of this world crazy, then, like, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

    NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BLISS SMP!! Where Creepers Blame Lag for Their Explosive Personalities

    BLISS SMP!! Where Creepers Blame Lag for Their Explosive Personalities

    New Minecraft Servers

    BlissSMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name BlissSMP
    Plugins 2 plugins for a genuine Vanilla experience
    Player Limit 15 active players
    Server Type Vanilla

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the BlissSMP server?

    You can join the server by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/3uf6YuFvtY and following the instructions provided.

    2. How many plugins does the server have?

    The server has just 2 plugins to maintain a genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience.

    3. What is the player limit on BlissSMP?

    The player limit on BlissSMP is 15 active players.

    4. Is BlissSMP currently accepting applications?

    BlissSMP is currently keeping the server cozy until it reaches 15 active players, after which it will be application-only. Secure your spot now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KolobosCraft: Where you’ll never know what hit you! LOL

    KolobosCraft: Where you’ll never know what hit you! LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where getting Kolobos’d is a rite of passage! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the stratosphere, only to land in a field of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? And let’s not forget the legendary treasure hunt where players found diamond-encrusted bacon hidden in a maze guarded by a giant chicken! So come join us and get ready to be Kolobos’d in the most epic and hilarious ways possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FurryCraft: Where Furries Pounce on You Before You Even Know What Hit You!

    FurryCraft: Where Furries Pounce on You Before You Even Know What Hit You!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with furries who only want one thing from you and then ghost you like a creeper in the night? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a furry-free zone! No more awkward encounters with players who only want to “mate” with you and then disappear faster than an Enderman in the shadows.

    Join our server and experience a world where furries are banned for their shady behavior. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs without the fear of being harassed by furries looking for a quick fling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all furry creatures, so you can play in peace without worrying about unwanted advances.

    So why wait? Join our furry-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to those pesky sex pests once and for all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Boss Battles: Overhyped or Overrated Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boss Battles: Overhyped or Overrated Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, overhyped bosses in video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our bosses are so terrifying, they only appear for 2 seconds before you have to beat them. But don’t worry, the end game is just sniping them while other players do all the work. Stock up on stimpaks and prepare for the ultimate challenge – getting hit by the boss only once! Join our server now for the most outrageous boss battles you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NarutoCraft: Where Censorship is Just a Creeper in Disguise

    NarutoCraft: Where Censorship is Just a Creeper in Disguise

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Naruto’s journey to becoming Hokage? Look no further than our server, where we promise NO compromises on the fun factor!

    Join us and experience a world where you can unleash your inner ninja, just like Naruto and the gang. Don’t worry about toning down the action or avoiding sexy expressions here – we embrace it all!

    Our server is a hit in Japan and overseas – just like Naruto! So why settle for boring restrictions on other servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate ninja adventure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the Hokage of our server! Believe it! 😂🍥

    Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with Naruto or any of its creators. Just a bunch of crazy Minecraft fans having a good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

    BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

    So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hit Me Up in Minecraft

    Hit Me Up in Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Do you ever feel like randomly hitting things? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, you can let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all who stand in your way. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and release all that built-up tension.

    But be warned, if you don’t release your anger in-game, you might end up like the player who started randomly hitting things in real life. Don’t let that happen to you! Join our server and let the madness begin.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start smashing, crushing, and destroying everything in sight! Let the chaos reign supreme on our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Super Saiyan Craft: Volume 6 LOL

    Super Saiyan Craft: Volume 6 LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle against evil skeletons who are allergic to sunlight.

    Our server has a special enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing, perfect for those lazy miners out there. And don’t worry about food, because our chickens lay golden eggs that give you superpowers when you eat them.

    But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret underground dance party that happens every night. The zombies are actually amazing breakdancers and the endermen can do the moonwalk like no other.

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many golden eggs). See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP