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SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

ObsessedWithDiamonds Minecraft SMP

Character development, character motivation, Ethics, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming industry, hooker, Minecraft, morality, obsessed, ObsessedWithDiamonds, player behavior, role playing, sex work, smp, social norms, Stereotypes, taboo, video game, videogame character, Virgin, VIRGINITY, virtual world

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	82	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a cool base or two).

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of llamas and a gang of chickens. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of villagers who are convinced that diamonds are actually made of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant butterfly.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or discover a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted potatoes. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

accusations, Conflict, criticism, financial support, financial trouble, friendship, hurtful comments, Parallel, Reflection, self-conscious, self-consciousness, similar style, special day, Support, tough spot, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, unsupportive, wedding dress, wedding planning, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Are you tired of dealing with wedding dress drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only dress you need to worry about is your pixelated armor! No more friends criticizing your fashion choices, just fun and games in a virtual world.

Join us and escape the real world drama, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any judgment from your friends. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to help cover the cost of anyone’s virtual wedding dress – it’s all about having a good time here!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to wedding dress woes. Who knew that escaping reality could be so fun and stress-free?

MineFeels: EmoCraft

Authenticity, EmoCraft, emotional awareness, emotions, feelings, Honesty, inner thoughts, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, MineFeels, mood, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-care, Self-expression, Vulnerability, well-being

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Feeling like you need a break from reality and a dose of pure, unadulterated chaos? Then hop on over to our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals and the zombies are expert dancers. Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!). Don’t miss out on the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake or engage in epic battles with a horde of evil bunnies. So, how are you truly feeling rn? Ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen?

Blocky Brits: Murder Mayhem

blocky, British cities, Brits, child murders, Community, community support, crime, grieving families, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, MAYHEM, murder, police response, PROTESTS, public outrage, Renewed rioting, Riots, Safety, social unrest, Tragedy, uk, Unrest, violence

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

yo, so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep everywhere. it’s like a magical wonderland where u can build ur own castle and rule over ur own kingdom.

plus, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find? yeah, it’s lit af. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots out fireworks. who wouldn’t want that?

forget about the child murders and riots in the real world, come chill with us and have a blast in our virtual paradise. join now before the aliens invade and take over the server!

ZeroWorlds Premium Best Vanilla Minecraft Server

best, Cities, Economy, filtering, Government, Griefers, Minecraft, Moderation, New Project, ordinary, Paid pass, Premium, rp, Server, server description, Special emphasis, Vanilla, vanilla+ minecraft server, zeroworlds

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3643	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

ZeroWorlds Premium is a new project of ZeroWorlds with a paid pass with a special emphasis on vanilla. No, this does not mean that it is many times better than the main ZW4, it just has a greater filtering of players, which will reduce the number of griefers many times, but in any case, on both servers, server moderation will help you.

The server is the most ordinary with the most ordinary vanilla, but it will contain a part of RP in the form of an economy, cities and possibly some kind of government.

mc.zeroshka.online

Vanilla Bean Survival: The Unitum Edition – Where Your Dreams of Creepers Come True!

Additions, Adults, ADVANTAGE, bean, Community, CREEPERS, culture, Discord, dreams, Edition, Environment, gameplay, Language, Pace, Players, Projects, PvP, rules, Server, settings, Survival, True, Tweaks, Unitum, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7801	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted +20
Established	Newly Established
Server Features	No client hacks, no custom enchants, no resets planned
Rules	No advantages, no toxicity, no PvP unless agreed upon

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join this server?

– No moderators/OPs, everyone is a player – Vanilla server with no custom enchants or shops – Community of adult players – Dedicated players online regularly – Learning opportunities for language enthusiasts – Toxicity-free environment

How can I join the server?

Contact .chro on Discord for whitelisting, server IP, and Discord server invite.

PeakCraft Minecraft Server

1999, advancement, Civilization, culture, golden age, historical moment, History, Humanity, milestone, Minecraft, modern era, Nostalgia, past, peak year, PeakCraft, peaked.., progress, Server, societal high point, society, society’s peak, Technology, turning point

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where humanity peaked in 1999! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by time-traveling dinosaurs who have a love for pixelated blocks and building epic structures. – We have a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles and give you rare loot. – The server currency is actually chocolate bars, because who needs diamonds when you can have delicious treats? – There’s a rumor that if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where llamas ride on flying pigs and rainbows shoot out of creepers.

So come join us on this wild ride through time and space, where 1999 was the peak of humanity and anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /ptg/ – PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL – WHAT A TERRIBLE WAY TO MINE: BY CREEPER EDITION

@POTUS45, again.., Atlanta, charlotte, Chicago, creeper, Donald J Trump, Donald J Trump Presidential Library, Edition, general, God Bless the USA, Grand Rapids, Harrisburg, JD Vance, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Middletown, Minecraft, NABJ, president, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, President Trump Office, ptg, smp, St. Cloud, TeamTrump, Terrible, trump, Trump Rally, Trump Spox, TrumpVideo, TrumpWarRoom

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J Trump himself is a regular player! That’s right, THE Donald Trump is building his own virtual wall and making Minecraft great again!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to play alongside the former president, but his spox, Liz Harrington, is also a part of the server! Imagine the drama and chaos that ensues when these two clash in a virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive archived links to all of President Trump’s speeches and appearances in-game. From rallies in Atlanta to interviews in Chicago, you can relive all the excitement right from your Minecraft screen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness of playing with the one and only Donald J Trump! Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallInMinecraft #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPresident

JobCraft Lunchtime

Boundaries, Caregiver, codependent, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, Grief, job stability, JobCraft, lunchtime, parent-child dynamics, relationships, self-care, setting boundaries, terminal illness, unsolicited advice

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s emotional rollercoaster? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unsolicited advice, online scams, and boundary-setting drama!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your in-game mom shows up to tell you that your virtual spouse is about to die in his sleep. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tissues and virtual hugs to go around.

And if that’s not enough, we have a special feature where you can pay for your mom’s lunch with in-game currency, only to have her accuse you of calling her a “loser with no reliable income”. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more intense than a rainy day argument with your mom, join us now! Just remember to set your boundaries and keep your emotions in check – it’s a wild ride out there in the Minecraft world.

QuantumCraft: Where Your Word is Law

absolute certainty, absolute power, cosmic influence, law, laws of physics, limitless potential, metaphysical control, metaphysical laws, quantum physics, QuantumCraft, reality bending, reality manipulation, reality warping, scientific laws, supernatural abilities, Supernatural powers, truth declaration, ultimate authority, unbreakable rules, undeniable facts, universal truths, Word

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can declare one thing as undeniably correct and watch as the laws of physics bend to your will! Want to make it so that pigs can fly? Done. Want to make it so that diamonds rain from the sky? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our server where reality is just a suggestion. So come join us and watch as chaos ensues in the most hilarious ways possible!