History of Satan Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCrafty Wagie Escape: No More 9-5 Grind!

burnout prevention, career development, coping strategies, employee wellness, Escape, grind, job satisfaction, job stress, less than 24hrs, mental health, minecrafty, next wagie session, productivity, self-care, Stress Management, time constraints, Time management, wagie, work challenges, work culture, work ethic, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	97952	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

🤣 Yo, listen up! Are you tired of the daily grind in your country? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise!

Imagine this: less than 24 hours until the next wagie session, but instead of stressing out, you can log onto our server and build a fortress to protect yourself from the evil mobs. And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up your creations!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade diamonds for pizza, ride on flying pigs, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, our community is so friendly that you’ll never feel lonely again.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the daily grind and join our Minecraft server today! Trust me, your country’s wagie sessions will seem like a distant memory once you enter our virtual world. 🎮💥🍕

Space Babes and Blocks

Babes, blocks, character design, Diversity, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, futuristic, game development, games, Gaming Community, Girl Power, inclusion, need more, representation, Sci Fi, seriously, Space, space babes, space exploration, Strong Women, video games

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	18

Welcome to our intergalactic Minecraft server where we are on a mission to recruit more space babes to join our crew! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of our players stumbled upon a rare diamond-encrusted asteroid that led them to a secret alien disco party where they danced the night away with extraterrestrial beings. And that’s just a taste of the adventures that await you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a unicorn sanctuary where you can ride magical unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a fierce dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community of space babes and adventurers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

alg, ALIEN LEAKS GENERAL, AlienCraft, aliens, blue beans, blue skinned, drier than OPs moms pussy, endermen, gossip, Government, Grusch, Grusch 2.0, gutter, JASON SANDS, last 5 months, LEAK.., movement, NEW whistleblower, Pray, SCIF, Treaties, UAP bills, UAPTF, WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Towns Built:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	3514

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

Blocky Boats & Battles – Azur Lane Adventure!

A Cookie for Mew, account binding, Adventure, alg, asmr, Augment Guide, Augment Module, Azur, Azur Lane General, Battles, blocky, Blueprints, boats, Casual, Chapayev, cheerleader, CN Tierlist, comet, Cruise Mission, date, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, formidable μ, Guild Spreadsheet, heart-linking harmony, Inazuma maid skin, kongou μ, Lane, le temeraire μ, Lore, Maid, Noshiro μ, ongoing event, PR Research Data, prinz eugen μ, pvp guide, Resources, Rodney META, San Jacinto, schoolgirl, Secrets for Unzen, Sharing Sweet Slumbers, shinano-chan, Ship Tier List, skins, Spider Lily’s Redolence, sports, Story summary, Surfing, swimsuit, Ting An, Upcoming Event, Vampire META, Wiki

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Welcome to our lolzy Minecraft server where the only currency is cookies for Mew! Join now and embark on a vampire META cruise mission with Inazuma maid skins. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META and indulge in the Spider Lily’s Redolence event. Plus, we have Chapayev ASMR for your listening pleasure!

Upcoming events include Sharing Sweet Slumbers with Shinano-chan and secrets for Unzen, Ting An, and San Jacinto. And don’t miss out on the Heart-Linking Harmony event featuring Formidable μ, Prinz Eugen μ, Noshiro μ, Kongou μ, Le Temeraire μ, and Boise μ with some outrageous skins!

Don’t forget to bind your account to avoid losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even ask!

Check out our FAQ before bombarding us with questions. And for all your resource needs, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and more!

Join our lolzy Minecraft server now for a wild ride filled with cookies for Mew, vampire cruises, and Chapayev ASMR madness! Don’t miss out on the fun!

Blocky LOL Land

ableism, acceptance, advocacy, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, empowerment, Identity, Intimacy, judgment, Land, lol, love, misconceptions, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to our Neurodivergent Minecraft server, where things may get a little crazy but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to experience a world where zombies break out into dance parties, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and endermen have a fashion show every Saturday.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is known to take breaks to sip on some potion of invisibility and play hide-and-seek with players.

And did we mention that our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate? Yes, you read that right – mine them and get a sweet surprise!

So come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where being Neurodivergent means you’re in for a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and pure ridiculousness.

CartoonCraft: Where One Piece is Just a Cartoon!

animation, Anime, cartoon, CartoonCraft, Chopper, comedy, Fags, franky, japanese, looney tunes, Manga, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Parody, Piece, sanji, satire, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp, Wan Piss, zoro

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Void Gems Collected:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell!

Are you tired of boring, serious servers where everything is taken too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos like it’s a Looney Tunes episode!

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with ridiculous builds, outrageous events, and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Don’t be a Wan Piss fag, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of a Looney Tunes episode!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get looney together!

ZombieWakeUpCraft: Where even the undead know not to disturb your sleep!

1425 e broad st apt 22, apartment living, black people, Community, coon toons, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful neighbors, disruptive behavior, Disturb, disturbance, Diversity, intolerance, late night noise, loud music, neighbors, noise complaints, prejudice, racial discrimination, Sleep, Stereotypes, Undead, urban living, waking up, ZombieWakeUpCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the residents of 1425 e broad st apt 22 are full of black people who wake you up with loud coon toons!

Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world filled with crazy characters who will keep you on your toes. From zombie dance parties to creeper karaoke nights, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon and the mischievous pig riding skeletons. Will you be brave enough to take on these challenges and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just watch out for those pesky creeper hugs!)

Blocky Bamboo Brawl: Asian Edition

asian, Asian male, bamboo, belonging, blocky, brawl, Challenges, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Edition, experiences, Identity, immigrant experience, inclusion, intersectionality, Masculinity, Minority, perspective, prejudice, racism, representation, societal norms, Stereotypes, West

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Towns Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being an Asian male in the west is like being a ninja in a world full of pandas! 🐼

Join us for epic adventures where you can craft your way through dungeons, build towering skyscrapers with your chopstick precision, and slay dragons with your kung fu skills.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden temples where you can uncover ancient secrets and unlock the power of the legendary fortune cookie. 🥠

So why join our server? Because here, being an Asian male in the west means you’re the hero of your own story, destined for greatness and surrounded by a community of fellow warriors ready to conquer the Minecraft world together.

So grab your katana and join us today for a gaming experience like no other! 🎮🔥

Holo Bros Craft: Where Collabs Go Wild!

#youtube, beauty, bros, collabing, collaboration, collaboration overload, Collabs, Competition, content creators, Craft, Holo, holos, Industry, influencers, internet, makeup, Male, male influencers, Marketing, out of hand, saturation, social media, trend, viral, Wild

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	128
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the male collabing trend among holos is taken to a whole new level! Join us for insane collaborations with holographic beings from another dimension.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined and found themselves in a virtual dance-off with a holographic DJ unicorn. The winner got a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a secret underground party where holographic celebrities were mingling with creepers and skeletons. They even got a selfie with a holographic dragon!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unbelievable adventures and collaborations with holos, then this is the Minecraft server for you. Join now and let the craziness begin! 🦄🎉

MasterpieceCraft: Where even creepers bow down to our greatness!

bow, classic, CREEPERS, Excellence, excepțional, Gaming, Greatest, GREATNESS, GROUNDBREAKING, Immersive, Impressive.., Incredible, Innovative, Legendary, Mankind, Masterpiece, MasterpieceCraft, must play, Outstanding, Phenomenal, Produced, top tier, unforgettable, video games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and adventure awaits at every turn! This game is an utter masterpiece and is one of the greatest video games ever produced by mankind. Join us and build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or create a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Our server is populated by friendly villagers who are always willing to trade, cows that can breakdance (seriously, it’s a thing), and chickens that lay golden eggs (okay, maybe not, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows what kind of wild adventures and shenanigans await you?