His Toblerones Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	115
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

Crafty Jew Crew – Where even rightwingers can’t resist the taste of our blocks!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!

CraftyTrades – LOL Edition

bug fixes, CONTENT, CraftyTrades, discussion, dlc, Edition, general, lol, Mods, News, nexusmods, ost, Patch, released, Rogue Trader, season pass, steam workshop, survey, update, Voiceovers, warhammer40k, Warrant of Trade, Wiki

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	1549
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the Warhammer 40k universe to a whole new level with our Rogue Trader edition! Join us for epic battles, crazy mods, and DLC that will blow your mind.

Ever wanted to trade with aliens while riding a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our patch updates are so frequent, you’ll feel like you’re living in a time warp. And don’t even get us started on our OST – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to slay dragons with a rubber chicken.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a warrant of trade when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyFortniteCraze – Where Minecraft meets Fortnite in the most epic way possible!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with myths, mortals, and maybe even a few unicorns (if you’re lucky)! Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit because why not? Our store rotation is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous. And don’t even get us started on our interactive map and quests – you’ll be slaying dragons and saving princesses in no time!

But wait, there’s more! The League of Villains from My Hero Academia has emerged in Fortnite, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to take them down. And did we mention Rocket Racing? Play on two new epic-made tracks that will have you on the edge of your minecart seat.

Oh, and let’s not forget about the exclusive preview for Billie Eilish’s next song – it’s dropping on our server first! So what are you waiting for? Survive the horde, join the Fortnite Crew, and let’s build some epic memories together. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

LOLcraft: Normie-Free Zone

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Meteorites Collected:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1396	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in letting loose and having a blast without worrying about consequences.

On our server, you can engage in epic battles with other players, build insane structures with no limits, and unleash your inner warrior without any judgment. We don’t shy away from a little bloodshed, in fact, we embrace it! So if you’re looking for a server that breaks all the rules and lets you live out your wildest fantasies, then come join us today! Who needs a visible nosebleed in a kids show when you can have a full-on battle royale in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!

Blocktopia: Where Perfection is Just a Pixel Away

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so perfect that even the creepers wear tuxedos and the zombies do the Thriller dance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns that shoot glitter out of their horns to flying pigs that drop bacon as they soar through the sky, you will never run out of fantastical beasts to marvel at.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. Plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up that transports you to a land filled with diamonds and gold as far as the eye can see.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world so perfect, even Notch himself would be jealous!

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with Extra Skelly Dancing and Zero Hacks 1.20.6

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
IP	https://simplyvanilla.net/
Players Active	30 to 70
Renders	Spawn / Nether / End

Overview:

Welcome to Simply Vanilla, the hack-free Minecraft anarchy server you have been looking for! We have been online since 2019 with an ever-growing history guaranteed by not doing any map resets ever. Our current map size of over 10 TB speaks for itself.

Join us today and experience the thrill of a truly vanilla Minecraft experience!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I hack or duplicate items on the server?

A: No, hacking and duping (except TNT, rails & carpet) are strictly forbidden and will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any map resets on the server?

A: No, we have never done any map resets since our launch in 2019.

Q: Is the server hosted in Europe?

A: Yes, we are hosted in EU, providing excellent ping for players in Europe and North America.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit our subreddit r/SimplyVanill, join our Discord here, and visit our website here.

Blocky Buddies 3

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because The real big 3 is here to shake things up in the world of blocky adventures!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t drop you mid-air (most of the time).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Mafia, a group of stylish llamas who control the economy with their woolly prowess. Join them and become a llama tycoon in no time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the dreaded Cactus Castle, where every block is made of prickly cacti and the only way out is by defeating the evil Cactus King in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join The real big 3 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Misfits: The Truecel Job

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring job with no chance of meeting women? Are you sick of your family pressuring you to be a corporate drone? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save you from a life of isolation and celibacy!

Join our server and become a virtual ladies’ man, where you can meet women every day without even leaving your house! Say goodbye to the cubicle life and hello to a world where the possibilities are endless (and the women are plentiful).

Don’t let your dreams of romance die in a sea of paperwork and deadlines. Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a world where anything is possible, including finding love in the most unexpected places.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where you can be the hero of your own story (and maybe even find the girl of your dreams). Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best life!

Blocky Booty Busters

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3810	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	3782

Tired of getting cucked in relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting cucked is the chickens! We’ve got so many chickens, you’ll never run out of eggs to throw at your ex! Plus, our community is filled with players who know the pain of getting cucked and are here to support you through it. So come on, join us and let’s cuck those chickens together!

Crafty Critters: Where Animals and Women Unite in the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe your morals)? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and unforgettable moments.

Our server is so crazy, we have images of women getting it on with animals and fictional feral creatures. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not real life (we hope).

If you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door!