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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1522 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 139 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!
