Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Animals Bred:	31
New Chunks Explored:	115652	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Get ready for a raisin’ good time on the Rum Raisin server!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crops Grown:	8335	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to RUM RAISIN, the wackiest Minecraft server this side of the blocky universe! Dive into a world where rum flows like water and raisins are the currency of choice. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of…you guessed it, more rum raisins! Join us today and let the hilarity ensue on RUM RAISIN!

Join our Minecraft server to find out – SanityNotIncluded!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are creepers driving you crazy in Minecraft? Looking for an alternative to antipsychotics? Join our server and unleash your inner block-building therapist! Build, mine, and craft your way to mental sanity – no medication needed! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they can be quite therapeutic in their own explosive way. Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky mental blocks!

Penultimate – Minecraft Wii U Shutdown Server [Creative] “We’ve run out of pixels, time to call it quits!”

April 8th, autosave, backups, Call, Community, consoles, Creative, end of an era, fire spread, Gaming, Griefing, historical, legacy console edition, Minecraft, Monuments, Nintendo, Online Multiplayer, Penultimate, pixels, QUITS.., RUN, Server, Shutdown, Time, TNT explosions, Weve, wii, Wii U, woodland mansions

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	778	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Votes:	603	Holy Grails Found:	3

Minecraft Wii U <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/acc-lacrosse/">Server</a>

Minecraft Wii U Server

Description	Join us in celebrating the Wii U and 3DS’s final moments before Nintendo Network shuts down. This server is exclusive to Minecraft: Wii U Edition.
Server Status	24/7 uptime until Nintendo Network shuts down
Restrictions	No griefing or crashing game, TNT explosions and fire spread disabled, frequent backups and autosave enabled
Community	Small community forming with a focus on building and commemorating the Nintendo Wii U and 3DS

FAQs

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported on this server?

A: This server is exclusive to Minecraft: Wii U Edition. Java and Bedrock editions are not supported.

Q: How long will the server be running?

A: The server will be running 24/7 until Nintendo Network shuts down.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: Griefing and crashing the game are not allowed. TNT explosions and fire spread are disabled. Backups are made frequently and autosave is enabled to prevent damage.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the server through the Minecraft: Wii U Edition multiplayer option and follow any server-specific instructions provided.

Q: Can I join the community and build with others?

A: Yes, the server aims to build a tight-knit community of players to commemorate the Wii U and 3DS consoles.

TestMC: Where creepers are friendlier than the adults on this server!

128GB, 7800X3D, Adult, Adults, chestlogger, CREEPERS, DDR4, Discord, friendlier, Friendly, mod plugins, NA East, OWC, Paper, player audit, quality of life changes, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Streamer, TestMC, Whitelist, YouTuber

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dimension Hops:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

TestMC Overview
TestMC is a Vanilla SMP Server hosted on a personal dedicated server. The server is currently running on paper and mod plugins but is open to adding quality of life changes upon request. It is streamer/youtuber friendly.

Specifications
128gb OWC ddr4
7800x3d

Join our Discord server for more information and updates!

TestMC FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of server is TestMC?	TestMC is a Vanilla SMP Server hosted on a personal dedicated server.
What plugins are currently running on TestMC?	The server is currently running on paper and mod plugins.
Is TestMC willing to add more features upon request?	Yes, TestMC is willing to add quality of life changes upon request.
Is TestMC streamer/youtuber friendly?	Yes, TestMC is streamer/youtuber friendly.
What are the server specifications?	TestMC runs on 128gb OWC ddr4 and 7800x3d.

Arlo Nation: Where Minecraft players pretend they have real responsibilities and deadlines

active members, arlo, Builders, cooperation, Deadlines, emperor, Farmer, Groups, Land, Lore, Medieval, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Nontoxic, Player Base, Players, PRETEND, real, responsibilities, Roleplay, SPLIT, Staff, teamwork, tyranny, world

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Arlo Nation Roleplay

Bedrock

Arlo Nation Roleplay is a medieval Minecraft Roleplay on bedrock Minecraft. As a new server we are looking to fill staff positions, get more builders, and active members! Lead a nation or be a simple farmer the choice is yours. With an ever developing lore and growing player base and world. Arlo was once ruled by a vicious Emperor who submitted his subjects to horrific tyranny. Through cooperation and teamwork the many groups of Arlo managed to defeat this Emperor and split up the land developing several unique nations. Which will you pick and who will you be!

-nontoxic 🙏

-inclusive 🌈🌧️

-friendly staff 😊

we aim to create a fun Roleplay experience join now! 🏃‍♀️

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I be a staff member?	We are currently looking to fill staff positions. Please reach out to us for more information on how to apply.
How can I join the server?	Simply connect to our server using the provided IP address and port.
Are there specific rules for the Roleplay?	Yes, we have a set of guidelines to follow to ensure a positive Roleplay experience for all players.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, players have the freedom to lead their own nations or choose to be part of an existing one.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in certain designated areas. Please check with staff for more information.

SuperSMP VS Hypixel

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Connect, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Realm, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Unique, virtual, world

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	1942	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mines Excavated:	3743	Potions Brewed:	90
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
New Chunks Explored:	529280	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Hypixel VS SuperSMP

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Wide variety of minigames	Can be overcrowded
Active player base	Pay-to-win aspects
Well-maintained server	Can be overwhelming for new players

Hypixel is a popular Minecraft server known for its wide variety of minigames and active player base. However, it can sometimes be overcrowded and has pay-to-win aspects that may not appeal to all players.

SuperSMP

Pros	Cons
Friendly community	Limited features compared to Hypixel
Cross-platform play (Java and Bedrock)	Smaller player base
Beginner-friendly	Lacks some popular minigames

SuperSMP is a friendly Minecraft server that offers cross-platform play on both Java and Bedrock editions. It has a smaller player base compared to Hypixel but is known for its beginner-friendly environment.

FAQ

Q: Which server has more minigames?

A: Hypixel has a wide variety of minigames, while SuperSMP may have fewer but focuses on community and a more relaxed gameplay experience.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions on these servers?

A: Yes, SuperSMP offers cross-platform play on both Java and Bedrock editions, while Hypixel is primarily Java-only.

Q: Which server is more suitable for new players?

A: SuperSMP is known for being beginner-friendly, with a smaller player base and a more relaxed atmosphere compared to the sometimes overwhelming experience on Hypixel.

Stormy Lagoon! The only place where creepers wear swim trunks

Artmap, bedrock, Canvas Creativity, Chat Report Disabled, CREEPERS, Crossplay Compatibility, Custom Features, Custom Items, Discord, Fair Rules, Grief Protection, hidden treasures, java, lagoon, marketplace, Mature Community, MCMMO, Place, player-driven economy, PvE, Quality of Life Commands, smp, Stormy, Survival, swim, tiktok, trunks, wear

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	278
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Items Found:	4956	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Server Name	Stormy Lagoon
Established	January 4th, 2022
Version	1.20.4
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566
Discord	Join our Discord
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow our Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Chat Report Disabled
Organized Discord Channels
Quality of Life Commands
Fair Rules
No Pay-to-Win
Crossplay Compatibility
Canvas Creativity
Thriving Economy
Competitive mcMMO
Advanced Land Claiming
Custom Tags & Join Messages
Inclusive Community

FAQ

Q: What is the server version?

A: The server runs on Minecraft version 1.20.4 and is available on Java & Bedrock.

Q: How long has the server been established?

A: Stormy Lagoon was established over four years ago, on January 4th, 2022.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, Stormy Lagoon does not have any pay-to-win aspects. All ranks can be obtained through voting.

Q: Is there a marketplace in the game?

A: Yes, players can sell goods at the player-run marketplace on the server.

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite.

Q: Are there any special perks for players on the server?

A: Yes, players can enjoy perks such as custom items, competitive mcMMO gameplay, advanced land claiming features, and more.

Just Your Everyday “Averagely Amazing German” Server

amazing, Average, average german, Averagely, culture, deutsch, deutschland, Europe, everyday, Foreign, German, heritage, History, imageboard, International, Language, Lifestyle, Server, Traditions, worksafe

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to Average German Minecraft server! Prepare to experience some typical German efficiency and precision as you mine, craft, and build your way to victory. Don’t worry, we won’t make you wear lederhosen while you play, but we can’t guarantee that you won’t develop a sudden craving for schnitzel and beer. Prost!

BLOCKLAB.FUN GRIFFER SERVER OPENING A SERVER Minecraft server

238071, 3687015681517289809794, 80696704, banner, BLOCKLAB.FUN, description, GREEFER SERVER, GRIFFER, height, image, Lazy, minecraft server, OWNER, personal account, Rating, server opening, Servers, Storage, width

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

The owner of the server “BLOCKLAB.FUN GREEFER SERVER OPENING SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.blocklab.fun

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