| Players: |
93/1000 |
Uptime: |
98% |
| Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
| Potions Brewed: |
48 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: |
3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: |
7 |
Shattered Realms Restored: |
2 |
| New Chunks Explored: |
580530 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: |
9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: |
3 |
Gods Slained: |
1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
0 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: |
1 |
| Buildings Constructed: |
41 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: |
6 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: |
6 |
🔥 🔥 🔥
So, like, this
server is, like, so crazy awesome, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, we got this dude Vance, right, and he’s, like, got this plan to end the Ukraine war, but get this, it’s, like, basically the same as Putin’s plan. But, like, who cares about that, right?
You gotta join this server because we got, like, the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. We got a giant chicken that shoots fireballs, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.
And, like, if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, which is guarded by a pack of evil cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and maybe even save Ukraine or something, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.
