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GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	22	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Votes:	7700
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, emotional labor, exclusion, friendship, Help, Honesty, Invitation, LGBTQ, mutual friends, NoWeddingNoDiamonds, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, social dynamics, Support, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caffeine, existential crisis, Family issues, FEARS, financial problems, Future, health concerns, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Minecraft, Nightmares, overthinking, relationships, restlessness, Server, sleeplessness, stress, Technology, uncertainty, work, worries

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Crops Grown:	1563
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!

BoomerCraft

ancient technology, antiquated technology, BoomerCraft, classic gadgets, classic technology, legacy gadgets, legacy technology, obsolete technology, old school gadgets, old school technology, old tech devices, outdated gadgets, outdated technology, retro technology, satisfied with old technology, satisfied with outdated technology, still using old technology, traditional gadgets, traditional technology, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	181
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

Blasts, Conflict Resolution, crazycraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, european security, foreign policy, global affairs, government responses, international relations, Limits, military actions, military intervention, Minecraft, NATO summit, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Server, strikes, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Runes Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we blast crazy limits like zelensky at nato summit! we dont hold back on strikes inside russia or anywhere else! come build, mine, and battle with us in a world where anything goes! who needs rules when you have explosions and chaos?! join now and be part of the madness!

BlueCheckBadEU

+x, bad, Blue checks, BlueCheckBadEU, EU, long tail tags, now..

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	2367
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz we got BLUE CHECKS on X! and guess what? EU says they’re BAD now! so come join us and experience the chaos of blue checks gone wild! we got crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make u laugh till u pee your pants! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have a blast together!

EuroAsiaGhostHunters

Afterlife, Asia, belief in ghosts, EuroAsiaGhostHunters, Europe, ghost stories, ghostly encounters, ghostly presence, Ghosts, haunted homes, haunted houses, Haunting, Mysterious phenomena, Paranormal, spectral beings, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural, supernatural entities, unexplained occurrences

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Towns Built:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s like, the most haunted server in the world. like, legit, there are ghost creepers and zombie skeletons roaming around everywhere. but don’t worry, they’re all friendly and just wanna play minecraft with u.

also, did u know that this server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? it’s like, totally insane, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at spawn? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but if u can defeat the chicken, all the riches are yours.

so, like, if u wanna have the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the ghost creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Tax Credit Craft: Affordable Housing Edition

2021, affordable, American Rescue Plan, Child Tax Credit, Craft, Credit, difficulties affording rent, economic impact, Edition, family stability, financial relief, government assistance, Housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, improved housing, low-income families, Mortgages, pandemic relief, past-due rent, potential moves, poverty reduction, president biden, rental assistance, social welfare, Tax

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys and more surprises than a clown car at a circus!

thanks to the magical powers of our server, you can now pay your rent and mortgage with virtual diamonds and emeralds! no more stressing about money, just mine and build your way to financial freedom!

we have so much fun that even the creepers are dancing! come join us and never worry about moving again because you can afford to stay in your virtual house forever! it’s like winning the lottery every time you log on!

so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and start living your best blocky life! who needs the real world when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips? let’s gooooooo!