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EvilWinnersCraft

Conquerors, Dark History, dark past, despots, dictators, evil figures, EvilWinnersCraft, Historical figures, Historical villains, History, infamous dictators, infamous leaders, Leaders, notorious rulers, oppressive regimes, power hungry, ruthless leaders, tyrants, Villains

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Divine Spears Created:	21

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!

NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition

accession, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global security, Guidelines, international relations, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, russia, SECURITY, Summer summit, Ukraine, US State Department

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Animals Bred:	51

LOL HAVE U HEARD BOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? U GONNA WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT NATO ACCESSION GUIDELINES BEING HANDED OUT AT DA SUMMER SUMMIT, BRO! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, WE’RE BRINGIN’ INTERNATIONAL POLITICS INTO MINECRAFT, AIN’T NO SERVER DOIN’ IT LIKE US! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS HISTORICAL MOMENT, JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT DIPLOMAT! WHO KNEW BLOCKS COULD BE SO DIPLOMATIC, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ WE’RE TAKIN’ MINECRAFT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABY! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE DAT!

GratefulCraft: Longevity Boost!

aging, Boost, cardiovascular disease, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, gratitude intervention, gratitude journaling, gratitude practice, health benefits, healthy aging, Longevity, mental health, mindfulness, mortality, older adults, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, Protective, research, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can live longer just by playin! we got research that shows if u feel gratitude u can live foreva in dis virtual world. forget bout real life problems like heart attacks, cuz on dis server u protected by da power of gratitude! come join us and live 4eva in minecraft land, where u can build, explore, and be grateful for every block u place. come on, what u waitin for? join now and live foreva!

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Europe, GrownUps, java, new zealand, North America, occasional, Performance, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Projects, Reset, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, smp, south america, Stability, Survival, united states, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival Java Server
Age Limit	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.

3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.

4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.

5. What activities can I expect on the server?

Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.

CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3032	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Slavosphere Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural boundaries, cultural exchange, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic heritage, Geopolitical, Global community, global perspective, historical context, Identity, international opinion, international relations, Minecraft, nationalism, political implications, regional dynamics, Server, Slavic countries, Slavosphere, societal impact

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	164
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	166

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest Slavosphere you’ll ever encounter in your life! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears playing the accordion and squatting villagers selling vodka. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a gang of cheeki breeki bandits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare Slavic unicorn roaming the plains. So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the wild and wacky world of the Slavosphere in Minecraft? Come join us and embrace your inner Slav!

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8135
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous, Daring, exhilarating., Forbidden, horny, HORNYCRAFT, IMPULSIVE, Indulgent, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Outrageous, passionate, Provocative, Risky, scandalous, seductive, Server, Steamy, taboo, Thrilling, Wild

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your horniness-induced shenanigans!

Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.

CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	5547	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mines Excavated:	3589
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!