Hilo Mexicano MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

fiesta, MexiHilo, el anciano cautivapendejos, madness, mex

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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GuacaCraft – Nacho Average Minecraft Server

mexico, comedia latina, satira, comedia en español, videos virales

¿Estás aburrido de jugar en servidores aburridos donde solo puedes construir casitas y plantar flores? ¡Pues ven a nuestro servidor donde la diversión nunca termina! Aquí, en lugar de minar diamantes, ¡los diamantes te minan a ti! Sí, así es, los diamantes son tan poderosos que te persiguen por todo el mapa. Pero no te preocupes, ¡puedes domesticarlos y convertirte en el rey de los diamantes!

Además, en nuestro servidor, los creepers son tus amigos y te ayudan a construir en lugar de explotar. ¡Imagina tener un ejército de creepers construyendo castillos para ti! Y no te preocupes por los zombies, porque aquí son vegetarianos y solo comen zanahorias. ¡Así que puedes pasear por la noche sin miedo a que te ataquen!

Pero espera, eso no es todo. En nuestro servidor, los cerdos vuelan y las vacas bailan salsa. ¡Es un espectáculo que no te puedes perder! Así que únete a nosotros y prepárate para vivir las aventuras más locas y divertidas en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y los diamantes en la mano)!

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ViralVidFatShameNoBlame

online harassment, viral video, cyberbullying, teenage girls, ViralVidFatShameNoBlame

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from the rest.

Our server is known for its viral TikTok dances! That’s right, we have a group of talented players who regularly post dance videos that are bound to go viral. Just imagine the fame and fortune that awaits you when you join in on the fun!

And don’t worry about body shaming here – we celebrate all shapes and sizes! In fact, we have a special dance crew dedicated to showcasing the beauty of every body type. So come on, grab your crop top and shorts, and let’s boogie down together!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your moves while making new friends and memories that will last a lifetime. Remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and spreading positivity. See you in the game!

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2024 Etiquette Minecraft Server

societal expectations, Server, digital communication, workplace etiquette, social interactions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server in 2024 has the most modern etiquette rules that will blow your mind!

Join our server and follow the rule of only communicating with other players through interpretive dance. That’s right, no more boring old chat boxes, it’s all about busting a move to get your message across.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that all players must wear a different hat for each day of the week. Monday? Top hat. Tuesday? Sombrero. Wednesday? Viking helmet. You get the idea.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls? That’s right, ninja llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server in 2024 for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

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CraftingFate

hindsight, personal growth, minor choice, turning point, small decision

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate life-changing adventure! One time, a player accidentally planted a potato instead of a carrot and BOOM, their whole virtual existence was turned upside down. Now they rule the server with an iron potato fist, all thanks to that fateful misclick. Who knows what small decision could lead to your epic rise to power on our server? Join now and find out!

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CraftyMH17Downfall

anniversary, russia, international relations, CraftyMH17Downfall, investigation

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE, JUST LIKE WHEN RUSSIA DOWNED THAT PLANE BUT WAY LESS TRAGIC HAHAHA. WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “DODGE THE CREEPER” WHERE YOU GOTTA AVOID EXPLODING GREEN DUDES, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AVOIDING BLAME FOR MH17. ALSO, WE HAVE A “BUILD A GIANT STATUE OF PUTIN” CONTEST, BECAUSE WHY NOT? COME JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME AND MAYBE LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT INTERNATIONAL POLITICS, OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS. LOL.

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FloatyVisionCraft

health, anatomy, FloatyVisionCraft, eye health, vision

so, like, imagine if you could see inside your body, like, without even needing a doctor or whatever. that’s, like, the vibe of this minecraft server, bro. we got all these crazy eye floaters that let you, like, explore your insides and stuff. it’s, like, a whole new level of self-discovery, man.

join our server and, like, unlock the mysteries of your own anatomy. who needs x-rays when you got eye floaters, amirite? plus, like, you can use them to, like, spy on other players and stuff. it’s, like, the ultimate sneak attack, bro.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of eye floater exploration. who knows what you’ll discover inside yourself or, like, someone else. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

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NasoCancerCraft

epidemiology, antibody testing, prospective evaluation, cancer screening, early detection

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A VIRUS BUT IN A GOOD WAY, LIKE EPSTEIN-BARR BUT NOT REALLY! COME JOIN US AND DETECT SOME CRAZY NASOPHARYNGEAL CARCINOMA IN CHINESE ADULTS! WE GOT ANTIBODIES AND STUFF, IT’S LIKE A MYSTERY GAME BUT WITH MINECRAFT! WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU’LL FIND, MAYBE A HIDDEN TREASURE OR A GIANT NASOPHARYNX MONSTER! ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS TO JOIN US NOW! LET’S GET WEIRD AND SAVE LIVES, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

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Vanilla Habits (BEDROCK SUPPORT) (CROSS PLATFORM) (1.21)

Active, HACKING, Peaceful, 1.21, Vanilla

Vanilla Habits

Server IP: 198.244.176.19:25618(bedrock Support)

About Server: VanillaHabits is a of course NEW vanilla, peaceful and friendly server for youand your friends to come explore,create and enjoy. Toxicity, greifing and hacking are not allowed in server to allow players to have the most peaceful experience.

Features: We Have a few features to enchance your fun yet keep the minecraft vanilla, Our server Has bedrock support so you can invite friends to explore with ! in addition to that we also have TEXT that appears on players heads when typing in chat:D

The Server was meant to be for my solo world but decided to make public foranyone who needs a world to play alone or with anyone, i hope we can create an active and fun place for everyone to enjoy 😀 feel free to come online and talk to me and any of my friends.

Discord link : discord.gg/hwMKUN4ERhServer IP: 198.244.176.19:25618

198.244.176.19:25618

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CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

profound thoughts, Minecraft, introspective language, philosophical concepts, idiomatic expressions

Do you ever find yourself pondering the meaning of life while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential questions! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that speaks in only the most bizarre and unique expressions from around the world. Who needs a philosophy class when you can learn the secrets of the universe while mining diamonds and battling creepers? So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of life… in ur cunt!

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