hillarious lyrics – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BabyCraft Minecraft Server
BabyCraft, Babysitting, Birth, Boundaries, children, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family feud, financial support, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, responsibilities, Server, Siblings, single mother, Support
Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild entertainment? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories!
Imagine a world where players have to navigate through family feuds, baby trapping scandals, and unexpected babysitting duties. Will you be able to handle the drama and still build the best Minecraft creations?
Join now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and maybe even become the hero of the day by saving a player from a baby trap or helping them deal with entitled relatives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the chaos begin!

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TeenCraftStepMamaDRAMA
advice, advice column, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, extracurricular activities, family dynamics, growing up, high school, parenting, parenting challenges, reddit, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting, Support, teenagers, TeenCraftStepMamaDRAMA
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t rely on 14-year-olds to babysit our kids! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.
Looking for a place where you won’t be guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kids? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for gamers who just want to game, without the added responsibility of childcare.
We promise not to ask you to babysit three kids under 13, or a newborn baby. Because let’s be real, that’s just not cool. Our server is all about fun and games, not changing diapers and making bottles.
So come join us and leave the drama at the door. We’re here to game, not to be your free babysitting service. Let’s build some epic structures and slay some virtual dragons together. See you in the game!

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HighSkoolHaunts Minecraft SMP
awkward moments, bad experience, bullying, difficult times, EMBARRASSING, emotional scars, Haunting, high school, HighSkoolHaunts, Insecurity, Memory, Minecraft, painful memories, past, peer pressure, personal growth, Reflection, regret, School days, smp, social anxiety, teenage years, Trauma
Are you tired of reliving your high school nightmares? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those traumatic memories behind! Our server is like a therapy session, but with creepers and diamonds instead of couches and tissues. Build your dream world and let go of all those embarrassing moments from your past. Trust us, it’s cheaper than therapy and way more fun!

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MH370MysteryCraft
aviation disasters, aviation mysteries, black box, conspiracy theories, deep sea exploration, disturbing facts, disturbing theories, flight disappearance, government cover-up, Malaysia Airlines, Malaysian MH 370, MH370MysteryCraft, missing planes, mysterious disappearances, passenger theories, pilot error, plane crash, radar anomalies, search and rescue, unexplained events, unsolved mysteries
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocky buildings and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity.
Ever wondered what really happened to Malaysian flight MH 370? Well, on our server, we have a secret quest where players can uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the plane. Rumor has it that the passengers were actually abducted by aliens and taken to a hidden base on the moon! Can you solve the mystery and rescue the missing passengers?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with mythical creatures and hidden treasures. Will you dare to explore its depths and uncover its secrets? Or will you fall victim to the cursed diamond mine and never see the light of day again?
Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Are you brave enough to face the unknown and conquer the impossible? Only time will tell on our server of madness and mayhem!

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CraftyCrashMC: Sao Paulo Server
accident, air travel, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, Brazil, Brazilian authorities, CraftyCrashMC, crashes, emergency response, Fatalities, investigation, Latin America, News, passenger plane, Paulo, plane crash, Reports, SÃO, São Paulo, Sao Paulo airport, Server, south america, Tragedy
come join our epic minecraft server where we crash planes in brazil for fun! 😂🛩️💥
we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide 💃🕺
build your own world where gravity is just a suggestion and lava flows like a chocolate fountain 🌋🍫
join now for a chance to ride a dragon to the moon and back 🐉🌙
warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for days on end 💎💎💎
don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! join now before the llamas take over and start a revolution 🦙🔥🤯

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RiotCraft: 595 Arrests & 150 Charged
Arrests, Charged, civil disobedience, crime, criminal activity, criminal charges, criminal justice, justice system, law and order, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, legal proceedings, Police, protest, Public Safety, riot control, RIOTCRAFT, Social Issues, UK riots, Unrest, violence
LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN DEM UK RIOTS! WE GOT 595 ARRESTS MADE…OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! ABOUT 150 PEOPLE CHARGED…WITH BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET’S RIOT…IN THE BLOCKY WORLD!

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MidlifeCraft
“Youth, aches, aging, Body, condition, confusion, Dying, fear, health, Illness, Medical, Mental, middle aged, MidlifeCraft, mortality, Pains, Physical, Sudden, Symptoms, teenager, Wake Up
so, like, imagine this, right? you wake up in this minecraft world, and suddenly you feel all old and stuff. like, you got back pain and arthritis and all that jazz. but don’t worry, it’s just part of the experience on our server!
join us for the ultimate challenge of surviving as an old person in a world full of creepers and zombies. you gotta navigate through the land with your walker and cane, but watch out for those pesky skeletons, they’ll knock your dentures right out!
but hey, it’s not all bad. we have special quests where you can find the fountain of youth and become young again. imagine being able to run and jump like a teenager again, all while still playing minecraft!
so come join us on our server, where you can experience the joys of old age in a virtual world. who knew getting old could be so much fun?

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MineCraft Lab: ECT Experts Know How!
brain activity, brain chemistry, brain function, brain stimulation, brain waves, cognitive function, depression therapy, ect, electroconvulsive therapy, electroshock therapy, Experts, Lab, Medical research, mental health breakthrough, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, neurological treatment, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, treatment effectiveness
join this epic minecraft server where the creators have unlocked the secrets of the universe through the power of redstone! scientists are losing their minds trying to figure out how we did it, but who cares cuz we’re too busy building epic structures and trolling each other with TNT cannons! come join the fun and be a part of the most mind-blowing server in the minecraft universe! who needs science when you have blocks and explosions, amirite?!

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Plain SMP with Extra Spice – No Fancy Java Mods, Just Good Old Vanilla Fun!

200 members, Cheating, Community, Discord, EXTRA, Fabric, Fancy, Feedback, Fun, Good, hermitcraft, International, java, Minecraft, Mods, Plain, Player Base, Server, smp, Spice, Suggestions, teamwork, Vanilla, vanilla smp, Voicechat, Whitelist, world-building

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to Ordinary SMP, a Vanilla Whitelisted Minecraft server without cheating or mods. Join our diverse player base from around the world and be a part of our community!

We have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP. Help us create a better world by providing feedback and suggestions.

Join our active community with over 200 members on our Discord server. Click here to join us on Discord.

We look forward to seeing you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating is not allowed on our Vanilla SMP server.
Are mods allowed?	No, mods are not allowed on our server. It is a Vanilla experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist through our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have been whitelisted.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules for the server to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay. They will be provided upon joining.

ArtFight Minecraft Server
2D fighters, animation, Arcade, arcade cabinets, art direction, ArtFight, character design, character roster, classic games, Competitive Gaming, favorite fighting game, fighting games, Gaming, hand drawn animation, Minecraft, neo geo, pixel art, Real Bout 2, Server, snk, video games, visual aesthetics.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Real Bout 2 of the Minecraft world! Our art direction is so on point, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head like a cartoon character. And don’t even get me started on our character design – we’ve got everything from pixelated pandas to blocky ninjas ready to battle it out in epic fashion.
Join our server and prepare yourself for the most intense Minecraft fights you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players duking it out with diamond swords, TNT cannons, and even riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as Real Bout 2, come on down and join the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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