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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3142 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.
