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Epsilon Realms

Active, Chill, Community, email, epsilon, Griefing, killing, Minecraft, Optional, Players, PRANKING, Realm, Realms, rules, Server, stealing, texture packs, [email protected]

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	BEDROCK
Rules	No griefing, no killing players, no stealing, no pranking
Additional Info	Optional quality of life texture packs available
Contact	[email protected]

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the rules include no griefing, no killing players, no stealing, and no pranking.
Are texture packs mandatory?	No, the texture packs are optional for players to use.
How can I join the realm?	To join, please contact the owner at the provided email address: [email protected]

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, ambiguity, bewilderment, confusion, Craft, Cryptic, doubt, Enigma, incomprehension, inscrutable, Interpretation, Miscommunication., misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Mystery, mystic, perplexed, perplexity, puzzled, Realms, Uncertain, uncertainty, Unclear, vagueness

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then look no further! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether. You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll be blown away by the creativity of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, you can always blame it on the lag.

DadCraftBabyDrama

Apology, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadCraftBabyDrama, DAUGHTER, family, Fatherhood, forgiveness, in-laws, Marriage, Moving, parenting, passive aggressive, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s tumultuous relationship with her parents and husband.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build to your heart’s content while navigating the complexities of family dynamics.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to mend broken relationships while crafting epic structures and battling mobs. Will you choose to prioritize your marriage or your family ties? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this player’s real-life family drama. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – even reconciling with your passive-aggressive dad over a virtual dinner!

WholesomeTales Minecraft SMP

anecdote, cheerful, Conversation, delightful, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, heartening, Heartwarming, inspiring, joy, Kindness, Meaningful, memorable, Minecraft, Optimistic, Positive, Share, smp, Story, touching, Uplifting, Wholesome, WholesomeTales

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	102	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

OMG guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who taught me how to do the cha-cha slide while fighting off creepers. It was wild, bro.

And another time, I was building a giant statue of a potato (don’t ask why, it just felt right) and suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started raining down golden carrots on me. I was like, “Is this real life or am I just tripping on too many enchanted golden apples?”

But seriously, this SMP is the bomb dot com. We have epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together!

CraftyConfusion

befuddlement, bewilderment, brain teaser, cognitive dissonance, complexity, confusion, conundrum, CraftyConfusion, Enigma, head scratcher, incomprehensibility, incomprehension, mental block, mind-boggler, Mystery, perplexing question, perplexity, puzzle, puzzlement, Riddle, unfathomable concept

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Do you ever wonder why creepers explode when they get close to you? Or how pigs can fly with a saddle on their back? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its wacky and wild adventures, then look no further!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your prize.

If dancing skeletons aren’t your thing, how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or exploring a hidden cave filled with talking mushrooms who will tell you terrible jokes in exchange for rare treasures?

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, then come join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other! Who knows what bizarre and hilarious adventures await you in this world of endless possibilities?

ParisDrillCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, drilling, energy independence, energy policy, energy production, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental regulations, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, international relations, Natural resources, oil exploration, Paris Agreement, ParisDrillCraft, political controversy, renewable energy, Trump administration, US

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Love Letters Sent:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE US WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER HAHAHA WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT WE JUST WANNA DRILL DRILL DRILL! COME JOIN US AND HELP US DESTROY THE VIRTUAL WORLD WITH OUR VIRTUAL DRILLING MACHINES! WHO NEEDS PARIS AGREEMENTS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMONDS AND OIL?! JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #DRILLBABYDRILL #FAKEBLOCKSNEWS

Crafty Meds Madness

Benefits, COMPREHENSIVE, conditions, Crafty, dementia, findings, GLP-1RAs, health, INFECTIONS, less likely, madness, medication, meds, mental health, Mounjaro, occur, pharmaceuticals, Prevention, psychotic disorders, research, Saxenda, study, Treatment, Wegovy

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	200
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7846
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

COME JOIN OUR SERVER CAUSE WE GOT THE CRAZIEST SH*T GOIN ON! WE GOT GLP-1RAs FLYIN AROUND LIKE PIXIE DUST, KEEPIN YOU SAFE FROM PSYCHOTIC DISORDERS AND DEMENTIA! YOU AIN’T GONNA FIND THAT ON ANY OTHER SERVER, I TELL YA!

WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE MAKE OUR OWN GLP-1RAs, CALLED MOUNJARO JUICE! DRINK THAT AND YOU’LL BE INVINCIBLE, I SWEAR!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A LIFETIME!

LucentiaMC

Active, admins, Arenas, competitive, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Friendly, Guilds, Leaderboards, LucentiaMC, Mods, Play, progress, PVP AREAS, ranked, Resets, Rewards, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Server Overview

Features
Survival
Friendly and active player base and admins
Constant updates
Many Daily Events

Dedicated PVP areas with lucrative items
Wild PVP
Form guilds and compete against others for seasonal rewards
Keep your progress, no world resets.
No mods required

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a Discord server for Lucentia?	Yes, you can join the Lucentia Discord here.
Are there world resets on the server?	No, your progress will not be reset.
Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?	No, mods are not required to play on Lucentia.

Lost World Explorers 1.20.5

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Divine Spears Created:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Join our Minecraft server because we promise you a life full of adventure and excitement! Escape the clutches of the shit-eating faggots and create your own world where you can live freely and without any unfairness. Say no to faggots and yes to a new life in our server! Don’t let them rob you of your happiness, join us now and experience true freedom!

NoRoomieNoProblemo

affording, aita, CAPABLE, great salary, guest bedroom, light sleeper, move in, move out, NoRoomieNoProblemo, pissed, Recovery, rent free, Save, spare bedroom, stomach cyst, surgery, time frame, weird, wife’s best friend, wrong

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Animals Bred:	118	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!