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The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	74	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	58
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	22
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun