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OscarsCraft: ExpelRussia!

Ambassador, Australian, crisis management., diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, Expelling, ExpelRussia, expulsion, FEARS, foreign affairs, foreign policy, government response, international affairs, international relations, Minister, Oscar Jenkins, OscarsCraft, Penny Wong, political tensions, russia, Warns

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine a world where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

we’ve got, like, a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can, like, mine for diamonds while riding on a magical rainbow slide. it’s, like, totally rad, man.

oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. you can team up with your friends to take it down and claim its golden egg of power.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s, like, out of this world insane, then, like, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Chunky Pixel Pals

alternate metric, BMI, body composition, chunky, Commission, definition, Experts, health, measurements, obesity, PALS, PIXEL, supplement metric

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	769024	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crops Grown:	2928
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchantments Applied:	112

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to play minecraft on a server where the pigs can fly and the creepers dance the macarena? well, look no further, cuz this server is the craziest, most wackadoodle place you’ll ever experience in your blocky life.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow named moocow who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and lava waterfalls. our players are all unicorns in disguise, so expect to be surrounded by glitter and rainbows at all times.

oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor? or that if you build a house out of dirt, it turns into a castle made of gold? yeah, that’s just the kind of magic you can expect on this server.

so come on down and join us for the ride of your life. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server this bonkers? trust us, you won’t regret it.

⭐RedLine⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ Events server Minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, RedLine Gryf Bosses Events, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

The owner of the “RedLine Gryf Bosses Events” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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The Toebob SMP

10GB RAM, 24/7 server, active player base., awesome place to play, building maestro, Chaos, Community, discord server, Quality-of-life plugins, redstone wizard, shopping district, Small Community, smp, sweet builds, Toebob, wacky times, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Toebob SMP Overview

Features	Description
Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins	Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!
An (in-the-works) shopping district	Exciting marketplace for players
An active player base	Engage with other players in the community
Toebob	A unique feature of the server

Why Join Toebob SMP?

24/7 server with 10gb ram
Lit Discord server and community
A dash of chaos for fun

Join us for wacky times, sweet builds, and a community you’ll love being a part of. Whether you’re a redstone wizard, a building maestro, or just someone looking for an awesome place to play, Toebob SMP welcomes you with open arms!

Ready to join?

Click here to join our Discord server and get whitelisted.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to get whitelisted.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord server for the server rules.
Can I use mods on the server?	We allow certain quality-of-life mods, but please check with admins before using any specific mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server.

Epic Ascension 1.20

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3785	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, do you want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Well, look no further than this epic server that is like a rainbow unicorn riding a double rainbow while eating a taco made of pure awesomeness.

Join us and experience the hyper-supreme rise of motivation as you build, craft, and battle your way to victory. This server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the floss dance and the zombies are asking for autographs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly mind-blowing? Don’t be a square, join the coolest Minecraft server in the universe and let the good times roll.

BlockyShrinkNeeded

anxiety, BlockyShrinkNeeded, coping mechanisms, counseling, depression, emotional distress, emotional stability, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental illness, Mental well-being, Professional help, seeking help, seeking treatment, self-care, signs of needing therapy, stress, Support, Therapy, therapy benefits

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crops Grown:	3617
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you constantly building dirt houses in Minecraft because you have an irrational fear of creepers blowing up your fancy builds? Do you spend hours mining for diamonds only to accidentally fall into lava and lose everything? Do you find yourself talking to your virtual Minecraft pets more than you do to real people? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you definitely need therapy. But instead of seeking professional help, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our therapy sessions involve battling zombie hordes, exploring mystical realms, and unleashing your creativity in ways you never thought possible. So come join us and let’s mine our way to mental health together!

CraftyCarneyPrimeMinister

Campaign, Canada, Canadian economy, Canadian politics, Central Banker, CraftyCarneyPrimeMinister, economic policy, election, Federal Election, future leader, Government, interview, jon stewart, leadership, Mark Carney, political ambitions, political commentary, Politics, Potential Candidate, prime minister, public office

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dimension Hops:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? mark carney, the dude who used to be all about money and stuff, well he’s like, “hey, i wanna be the prime minister of canada now.” and he pretty much said it in an interview with jon stewart, like, no big deal.

but, like, here’s the thing, if you join our minecraft server, you can be part of mark carney’s campaign team! you can help him build a virtual canada where everyone is happy and there’s free diamonds for everyone! plus, if you join now, you get a special diamond pickaxe with mark carney’s face on it! how cool is that?

so, like, come join our server and help mark carney become the next prime minister of canada! who needs real politics when you can have minecraft politics, amirite?

Strong Love Connections

Connections, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Human Behavior, lifetime sexual partners, long-term relationships, love, MATE SELECTION, mating strategies, Men, muscle mass, partner preferences, Physical fitness, physical strength, reproductive success, sexual attraction, sexual behavior, Social Relationships, STRONG, upper body strength, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna flex your muscles and get all the ladies (or dudes, we don’t judge), then you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! We got all the tools and resources to help you level up your physical strength and sexual prowess in the virtual world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you come across a group of creepers. Instead of running away like a wimp, you flex your upper body strength and take them down like a boss. The ladies (or dudes) will be lining up to join your team, trust me.

And get this, if you join our server, you’ll have access to exclusive long-term relationship quests. Complete them and you’ll unlock special perks like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server to find your soulmate, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate alpha player in the Minecraft universe. Your muscles and your love life will thank you later.

Meltx mc

Adventure, bedrock, Chest Shops, Community, Community Focused, Economy, Fun, gameplay, home slots, java, Journey, LifeSteal, No Grief, Plugins, prefixes, Ranks, Server, Skyblock, smp, Version 1.21., Voting

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Java IP: play.meltxmc.fun:25679 Bedrock IP: play.meltxmc.fun:25679

Version: 1.21+

Welcome to MeltxMC, an exceptional server celebrated for its outstanding community-focused gameplay. We’re a relaxed, no-grief, economy-driven SMP server that places community and fun above all else. Running on version 1.21+, the server warmly welcomes both Java and Bedrock players to join in the adventure!

We feature a range of plugins designed to enrich your gameplay experience while maintaining the classic Minecraft essence.

Support the server by voting to earn free ranks, unlocking perks like extra home slots, unique prefixes, chest shops, and other exciting rewards!

So grab a seat, get comfortable, and join us for an unforgettable journey with MeltxMC!

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Pixel Miner

Adventure, building, cells, Community, competitive, Custom Enchants, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, Milestones, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixel Miner, Prison, prison server, PRIVATE MINES, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Prison server with custom enchants, your own private mines, cells, milestones, ranks and much more! Come join us and claim your top spot amongst other players.

play.pixelminer.org