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Oct282011MinecraftSMPrealm

Age of the Fifth Sun, Apocalypse, Conspiracy Theory, cryptic messages, human history, internet mystery, Mayan Calendar, mysterious website, Mystery, new era, oct282011, Oct282011MinecraftSMPrealm, OMINOUS, Prophecy, school campuses, schrodinger’s cat, Sixth Sun, solved, strange website, Warning

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no mystery or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life puzzle waiting to be solved! Join us as we uncover the secrets of oct282011.com and unlock the mysteries of the Sixth Sun.

Rumor has it, the creators of the server are actually time travelers from the future, warning us of impending doom. But don’t worry, we’ve got a plan to save the world and it involves building epic structures and fighting off mobs like never before.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, ancient prophecies, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind oct282011 and become a hero in the process. See you on the server, adventurer!

CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa

ASK, Asshole, Boundaries, child, CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa, engaged, family, Fiance, GRANDPA, internet, Introduce, Kiddo, limited contact, Marriage, mom, Role, Rumors, step dad, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, Uncomfy, WIBTA

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Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your mom’s whirlwind romance with a stranger doesn’t affect you at all!

Imagine a world where your mom’s new internet husband is actually a friendly villager who helps you build your dream castle. No awkward family dinners, just fun and adventure in a blocky paradise.

Join now and avoid the awkwardness of calling a stranger “grandpa” to your child. On our server, you can choose your own titles and create your own family dynamics. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? Join today and leave the family drama behind!

MsgMeNotLongest-Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Communication, communication skills, Connection, delayed response, emotional investment, long distance, longest wait, Messaging, MsgMeNotLongestMinecraft, online dating, patience, relationship dynamics, relationships, self-control, smp, social media, Texting, Time management, waiting for message, waiting for reply, waiting game

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Have you ever waited so long for a text back that you started questioning your entire existence? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the wait is over before it even begins! Our players are so quick to respond, you’ll feel like you’re living in a world where time doesn’t exist. Join us and experience the thrill of instant communication like never before – who needs real life friends when you have us?

HateFoodzCraft

abhorrent foods, can’t stand, despise, detest, DISLIKES, distasteful foods, food aversions, foods to avoid, foods you hate, gross foods, HateFoodzCraft, least favorite foods, loathe, nauseating foods, not a fan of, repugnant foods, repulsive foods, revolting foods, unappetizing foods, yucky foods

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server where the only food available is bland old bread and tasteless apples? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most outrageous foods you can imagine! From exploding cake to rainbow bacon, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!

Evacuate Me Minecraft Server

Assistance, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, Foreign Office, Government, Help, International, Leave, Minecraft, Overseas, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, stranded, Support, travel advisory, travel alert, UK tourists, Warning

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hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”

why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).

oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.

so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!

MaduroLostInMinecraft

authoritarian regime, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Latin America, Lost Decisively, Maduro, MaduroLostInMinecraft, News, opposition, Opposition Victory, political change, political upheaval, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

DimensionSteal

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Monsters, Progression, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!

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Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

admin tools, Builds, chat protection, Community, data packs, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Griefing, Halloween, happier, long term, Mods, player heads, Protection, Server, shopping, smp, Spawn, Themed, Trees, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players	300+
Daily Active Players	20
Server Events	Community themed events, next one is Halloween
Whitelist	Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds
Server Restart	No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent
Mods & Data Packs	Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
What is the age range of members?	16-47, with most in their 20-30s
Are there community builds at spawn?	Yes, some cool community builds happening
How can I join?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

above help, action, Adventure, Anime, Audacity, awakened powers, FANTASY, friendship, japanese animation, long tail, Magical Girl, Manga, Minecraft, not long ago, sailor moon, Sailor Scouts, saved the world, savetheworld, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, three times, Usagi

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟

🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣

🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮

CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

addiction, crack, crack cocaine, crack cocaine abuse, CrackCraft, criminal activity, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug addiction treatment, drug crisis, drug education, drug epidemic, drug policy, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug trafficking, drug treatment, drug use, illegal drugs, Minecraft, public health, smoking, smp, substance abuse

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Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mines Excavated:	3549	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Star Shards Collected:	294	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9670	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8995
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Potions Brewed:	194	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85

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