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CraftyCreeperAgeUP

aging, aging gracefully, changing preferences, CraftyCreeperAgeUP, developing passions, embracing change, evolving interests, evolving tastes, Experience, growing older, interests, Life Changes, Maturity, new hobbies, personal growth, Preferences, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, shifting perspectives, wisdom

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you starting to like more as you get older? Well, if it’s Minecraft then boy do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with endless riches and eternal glory.

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character while dodging his evil pranks and tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

DAUGHTER, DYNASTY, family, Government, Heir, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Chul, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Nam, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongCraft, leadership, Minecraft, North Korea, Politics, power, seoul, Server, spy agency, Succession, Successor, Training

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Farms Harvested:	109	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

lol u know what’s crazier than kim jong un’s daughter training for succession? joining our minecraft server, that’s what! like, imagine if kim jong un’s daughter was playing minecraft and building her own lil dictatorship in the game, that would be wild, right? well, u can do that too on our server! we have crazy factions and alliances forming every day, just like in north korea! join now and become the supreme leader of your own minecraft empire! who needs real life when u can rule over pixelated peasants, amirite? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Rail Sabotage Rascals

Activist, arrested, criminal charges, criminal investigation, far-left extremists, France, government response, interior minister, justice system, law enforcement, political extremism, Public Safety, radical groups, Rail, rail sabotage, Rascals, sabotage, security measures, social unrest, suspects, Terrorism, Ultra-left, Vandalism

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. We got crazier builds than a llama on a pogo stick, and the community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of Endermen with nothing but a carrot and a feather. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure and enchanted gear. It’s like finding a golden apple in a haystack, man.

Oh, and did I mention the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Block Warrior? Yeah, it’s like a cross between The Hunger Games and a chicken jousting competition. You won’t find that kind of excitement on any other server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell the villagers.

PixelPlex SolarCraft

amorphous semiconductors, crystalline semiconductors, economic alternative, Engineering, ETH Zurich, finite unit cell, Materials, PixelPlex, scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy, solar cells, SolarCraft, SRAM, strain mapping

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Emeralds Found:	997
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like an amorphous semiconductor but in Minecraft form. We ain’t got no defined unit cell, but we got them economic alternatives to them crystalline servers, like solar cells but for Minecraft, ya feel me?

Our researchers from ETH Zurich are all up in this server, using some next level scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy (SRAM) to map out all the strains and engineer the heck outta them materials. It’s like science meets Minecraft, but with a whole lot more explosions and creepers.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is where the real magic happens. Who needs a finite unit cell when you can have infinite possibilities in this Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

1k1k

1k1k, Anarchy, Ancient City, Bastion, border, Grief, Minecraft, Mods, nether fortress, Outpost, PvP, rules, Server, stronghold, Survival, trial chambers, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8143

Server Rules:No mods that give you an advantage over others.

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Border info:The border is 1000 x 1000, except for the end, where the border is 5000 x 5000. There is an Ancient city, Stronghold, Village, Outpost, Trial Chambers, Bastion and Nether Fortress all within the border.

1k1k.minefort.com

Skull Island: Where Pirates, Samurai, and Templars Fight Over Pixels and Tea!

Adventure, Artifacts, battle, Discord, Epic, Factions, Fight, Hero, ISLAND, Journey, Lands, Legends, Modded, Pirate, Pirates, pixels, PvP, Realm, Relics, Roleplay, Samurai, Secrets, skull, tea, templars, Warriors

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to the Realm of Legends

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/3FgCFZwaWY

✨Welcome to the Realm of Legends, where you can immerse yourself in a world of adventure 🏝️, intrigue 😑, and conflict ⚔️between powerful factions ✨.

✨Choose to align yourself with the honorable and skilled samurai 👺, masters of the blade who value honor and loyalty above all else. Or perhaps you prefer the freedom and chaos of the pirate faction ☠️, sailing the high seas in search of treasure and glory. And let’s not forget the enigmatic and secretive templars 👑, who seek to control the world from the shadows with their ancient knowledge and cunning tactics.

♾️Join forces with fellow warriors 🗡️and strategize your next move, whether it be in a fierce battle against rival factions or in a quest for ancient artifacts and powerful relics 🔮. Explore different lands 🗺️, uncover hidden secrets, and rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends🛡️.

✨Are you ready to embark on an epic adventure and make a name for yourself in this world of factions and legends? Join us now and let the journey begin✨.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What factions can I choose from?	You can align yourself with the samurai, pirates, or templars factions.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay?	You can expect battles between factions, quests for artifacts, and exploration of different lands.
Is there a ranking system in the server?	Yes, you can rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

ANNOYED, bewildered, can’t believe it, Confused, CraftyCraze, disbelief, exasperated, Flabbergasted, Frustration, irritated, mind blown, mind-boggling, Minecraft, seriously, seriously what is happening, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., UNBELIEVABLE, What on Earth, what on earth is happening, what the heck, what the heck is going on

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the latest Minecraft jams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Minecraft SMP: GruntAndGrief

adult content, AGGRESSIVE, cock sucking mouth, derogatory, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, explicit talk, fuckable, GruntAndGrief, grunting, inappropriate, little bitch, Minecraft, NSFW, offensive, sexual, sexual talk, smp, tear dat ass up, Vulgar

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2584	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Enchantments Applied:	127	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to cause chaos and have a good time!

Picture this: you log on and immediately hear someone shouting about tearing up some block’s ass and admiring their cock-sucking mouth. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server. We’ve got players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly and say whatever the heck they want.

But that’s not all! We’ve got insane stories that will make you question your sanity. Like the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken and declared it the new ruler of the server. Or when a group of players decided to start a cult worshiping a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let your inner weirdo out to play. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyCreeperClash

aita, badmouthing, CAFETERIA, career, coffee, CraftyCreeperClash, date, entitled, Friend, frustrating, Future, Incident, judgmental, ken, Manager, MONEY, Nurse, nursing school, prestigious company, SECURITY, Stolen

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Votes:	820

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and shady characters, just like in this wild cafeteria tale. Who knew stealing lunch could lead to such high-stakes drama?

With a community as unpredictable as this story, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Single forever? Not on our server, where anything can happen!

BlockyBizarreCity

Alarming, appalling, BIZARRE, BlockyBizarreCity, crazy, Disturbing, disturbing sights, fucked up, inappropriate, jaw-dropping, odd, Outrageous, Public, shocking behavior, Shocking incidents, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Villages Defended:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through the streets of a bustling city? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. Trust us, you’ll never look at public weirdness the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the madness begin!