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Cooked Sanic Team’s Shadow Gens Minecraft Server

achievement, challenge, Competition, cooked, Cooking, creativity, Dedication, Development, Gaming, Gens, hard work, high speed platformer, innovation, literal clown, Minecraft, perseverance, SANIC, Sanicteam, Server, Shadow, shadow gens, SP^RK 3, SPEED, success, Teams, teamwork

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).

Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!

Crafty RPG Madness: Computer Role Playing Games Galore!

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, atom, baldurs gate, Betrayal at Krondor, Broken Roads, Colony Ship, Computer, Computer Role Playing Games, Crafty, crpgg, Dark Sun: Shattered Lands, darklands, disco elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, dragon age, Fallout, Galore, games, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, Legends of Amberland II: The Song of Trees, madness, might & magic, neverwinter nights, pathfinder, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Role, RPG, shadowrun, Space Wreck, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	64
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take Computer/Classic Role Playing Games to a whole new level! Join us for epic quests and battles inspired by games like Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and even Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic!

Our server is like a virtual Temple of Elemental Evil, where you can team up with other players to defeat powerful enemies and uncover hidden treasures. Dive into a world where you can be a mighty warrior, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage – the choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive DLC events like the Lord of Nothing expansion for Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, where you can challenge the most fearsome foes and claim legendary loot.

Join us now and embark on a journey through the realms of Disco Elysium and Dark Sun: Shattered Lands! Who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the Mad Overlord in Wizardry!

So grab your pickaxe and sword, and get ready for an adventure like never before! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

HappyCraft: Where happiness is real, not just a meme!

Awareness, Conspiracy, control, Deception, emotions, Happiness, HappyCraft, ILLUSION, Manipulation, meme, mental health, Miserable, net happiness, people, psy op, real, society, stupid shit, Trick, Truth, wellbeing

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Towns Built:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where happiness is not just a meme, it’s a way of life! Join us and escape the clutches of the happiness conspiracy that is trying to trick you into doing stupid shit. On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the happiness police who are out to get you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of dancing llamas who will teach you their ancient llama dance moves that are guaranteed to make you the life of the party. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who will boogie down with you until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind happiness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the conspiracy trying to make you miserable.

Crafty Idols: Shiny Blocks

15 year old, blocks, Boundaries, controversy, Crafty, entertainment industry, Ethics, Exploitation, Fame, girl, Idol, idolization, idolmaster, IDOLS, Management, morality, Obsession, Questionable, questionable practices, Shiny, shiny colors, STALKING, TEENAGE, youth culture

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9587	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us if you want to become a stalker and make a 15 year old girl your idol! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with obsessive fans who will stop at nothing to show their love for their favorite teenage girl.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to build shrines in her honor, send her creepy messages in-game, and even follow her every move as she navigates through our virtual world. Who knew stalking could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the obsession begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun…right?

WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!

BLOWN, CREEPERS, doing today, dreams, grant wishes, how are you, make, true…or, wish, WishCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

anti-Palestine, Based, citizenship test, Crafty, germany, Germany is healing, Germany will include, healing, Immigrants, Israel, Krauts, love, palestine, Potential, questionnaire, seek citizenship, Support

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	136	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Alliance, Billions, BTFO, Budget, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, dollars, Equipment, Expenditure, Hardware, International, MAYHEM, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military technology, Minecraft, nato, NATOs, SECURITY, Server, WEAPONRY

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

Audience, comedian, comedians, comedy, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, entertainment industry, funny, Garbage, heh haha, humor, jokes, laughs, Laughter, live performance, lolz, normal reactions, normies, not particularly interesting, Performance, Server, Showbiz, stand up, stand up comedy show

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mines Excavated:	2565	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

blocks, collide, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, film industry, hilarious, KISSES, Kissing Scenes, Latin American customs, Latinx, Media portrayal, Mexican kiss, MexicanKissCraft, on-screen kisses, representation matters, romantic cliches, romantic gestures, romantic tropes, ROMANTICIZING, romanticizing cultures, Stereotypes, trope, Ways

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!

Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

anti-fascism, Austria, Democracy, Demokratie, Faschismus, fascism, FascistFree, freedom, Freiheit, FUNLAND, Für Frieden, History, Hitler’s birthplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, Mahnen, memorial site, memorial stone, Millionen Tote, Peace, Reign, Remembrance, resistance, SUPREME, world war II

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!