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VibeCheckMC Server

aita, disposable cameras, drama-averse, Drunk, finance bro, foster kittens, friends from work, Girlfriend, heartbroken, Investment Banking, letting know, overreacting, pick-me land, Pictures, privacy violation, Server, toxic plants, VibeCheckMC, vibrator, VIOLATION, weird situation, WIBTA

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Hey gamers! So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and immediately you’re greeted by a gang of mischievous kittens causing chaos everywhere. But wait, it gets even crazier – turns out, your friends from work have been partying with the kittens and taking pictures with your vibrator! Yep, you heard that right.

Join our server for a wild time filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players? Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets about your coworkers that will make your jaw drop.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, look no further. Just remember to keep your bedroom door locked and your disposable cameras hidden – you never know what might happen next!

GovtGoneWildCraft

Accountability, activism, citizen, Civic Duty, civic engagement, civil rights, Corruption, current events, Democracy, Government, GovtGoneWildCraft, grassroots movement, leadership, political action, political reform, Politics, protest, public policy, social change, united states, Voting

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	194
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ores Mined:	8279
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real life politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of the real world and build your own government where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to worry about corrupt politicians when you can create your own laws and regulations in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is running for president in our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue! Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mines Excavated:	1737
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	3556
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	822	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3702	Mines Excavated:	1091
Dragon Eggs Found:	7447	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!