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9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

Starbound: Where griefers go for a fresh start (but still get lost)

atmosphere, bedrock, BUILD, Community, cooperation, Cosmos, Create, Fresh, Fun, Griefers, INCLUSIVE, java, Lost, Minecraft, Play, player, PORT, Respect, Semi Vanilla, Server, starbound, Start, Version

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Starbound Minecraft Server

Join our community 🙂

At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

Connect with Us!

Server Type	IP	Port	Version
Java Server	play.mcstarbound.us	N/A	1.21
Bedrock Server	bedrock.mcstarbound.us	19132	1.21

The cosmos are calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Java server, use the IP address play.mcstarbound.us. For the Bedrock server, use bedrock.mcstarbound.us and port 19132.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running version 1.21 of Minecraft.

3. Is the server community friendly?

Yes, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere at Starbound.

Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

comparison, discrimination, double standards, employment, empowerment, equality, Exploitation, gender, Humiliating, income, Job, Labor, Minecraft, OF whore, onlyfans, self worth, Server, sex work, society, stigma, wagie, whore, work

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4464	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Potions Brewed:	35	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

BlockParty Minecraft SMP

blockparty, compassion, Conflict Resolution, courage, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, Diversity, Empathy, global unity, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international aid, Jews, Minecraft, Refugee Crisis, religious persecution, shipping containers, smp, social justice, solidarity, tolerance, world peace

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoLaugh, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, humor, hurtful, ignorance, insensitive, intolerance, offensive joke, perspective, racism, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline Rush, chilling sensation, creepy, fear, Frightening, heart-pounding, Horror, Horror experience, horror game, horror genre, horror moment, horror movie, intense fear, Jumpscare, Panic, Scared, ScareMstrMinecraftSMP, scream, spooky, startle, Terrifying

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Star Shards Collected:	94

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

BookCrafters

Adventure, bedtime stories, beloved characters, BookCrafters, bookworm, chapter book, cherished, childhood book, children’s literature, classic, favorite book, imagination, library, literary, Memories, Nostalgia, picture book, reading, storytime, Timeless, young readers

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4542
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, aid, ARMS, arms aid, arms sales, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military alliance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Political Support, security assistance, Server, sources, Ukraine, US, Visit, weapons, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Towns Built:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	120592	Endless Night Skies:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

aggression, Conflict, crisis management., Destruction, eastern europe, energy crisis, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, power, power grid, russia, sanctions, thermal power plants, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

Adventure, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient technology, Archaeological Findings, bacterial DNA, cheese making, CheeseCraft, cultural heritage, dairy industry, dairy products, DNA sequencing, food preservation, food science, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, historical artifacts, microbial evolution, microbiology, moldy, Molecular biology, scientific research

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Animals Bred:	71
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

Anatolia, ashamed, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, celtic heritage, Decades, English, Europe, French, Germans, happen, irish, Minecraft, numerous, Powerful, ROMANS, rule, scottish, Server, spread, SpreadCraft, Territory

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…