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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4732 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
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