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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3801 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6098 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!