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The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	8201
Alien Abductions:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4841
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Emeralds Found:	8004	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimension Hops:	2

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Animals Bred:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	305	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	64	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Animals Bred:	176	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4652	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!