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Poopocalypse Adventures

Adventures, challenging game, competitive multiplayer, difficult to master, Escape from Shitkov, experienced players, faggots with 1000+ hours, frustrating gameplay, get repeatedly killed, hardcore gaming experience, hardcore players, hiding in every nook and cranny, high skill ceiling, intense competition, maps open on 2nd monitors, Poopocalypse, rage inducing, skilled opponents, steep learning curve, strategic gameplay, SUCKS, try to play

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Villages Defended:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Emeralds Found:	2357
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

10KidsNoWayInLawsStay

10 kids, 10KidsNoWayInLawsStay, aita, committed relationship, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, elitist, family, financial problems, Granddaughter, grief support group, Hardworking, House, judgemental, Pregnant, Promise, RESPONSIBILITY, single mother, son-in-law, troubled upbringing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Potions Brewed:	58	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family story!

🏠 Picture this: a 7 bedroom house, a grieving father-in-law, a single mom of ten kids, and a baby on the way! Who knew Minecraft could get this juicy?

👶🏼 Will the father-in-law let his son-in-law’s girlfriend and her brood of children move into the house? Will he stand his ground and keep the house for his late daughter and granddaughter? Find out on our server as we roleplay this insane family drama!

💰 Money problems, promises broken, and accusations flying left and right – this Minecraft server has it all! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 😂

So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining gameplay you’ll ever experience! See you there! 🎮🤪

MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!

animated movie, animated show, animation, cartoon, classic, Entertainment, family friendly, Favorite, film, iconic, memorable, Minecrafterz, must see, must watch, must watch list, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, smp, television, Timeless, Top Picks, WatchMoji

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Votes:	527
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

ForgetMeNotCraft

ForgetMeNotCraft, Impactful, lasting impression, life changing, Memories, Significant, unforgettable, unforgettable achievement, unforgettable bond, unforgettable encounter, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable feeling, unforgettable journey, unforgettable lesson, unforgettable memory, unforgettable milestone, unforgettable moment, unforgettable person, unforgettable story, unforgettable time

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4003
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! It was a wild ride, but don’t worry, our friendly staff members were there to help you fend them off with enchanted golden carrots. Join us for more epic adventures and unforgettable moments – just watch out for those sneaky bunnies!

PagerPals Minecraft Server

Black Market, Bulgarian company, communication devices, criminal organization, Disappearance, eastern europe, fugitive, hezbollah, illegal sales, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, missing person, OWNER, PagerPals, pagers, Report, security threat, Server, suspicious activity, Terrorism

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story!

CraftyUkrainians

Army, communications, confidential information, CraftyUkrainians, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, data breach, digital communication, Government, Information Security, intelligence, messaging app, Military, national security, Officials, privacy, russia, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, Ukraine

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Corpse Detection System

Attuned, corpse, DETECTION, identified, mechanism stops operating, presence of corpses, receptor, removing dead cells, signal, spatially tuned, surprising mechanism, System

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Love Letters Sent:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Items Found:	2053
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!

Shadow garden SMP

Adventure, Buy, challenge, Economy, Empire, expand, ISLAND, marketplace, Minecraft, PROFITS, PvP, rare items, Sell, Server, shadow garden SMP, Skyblock, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Ultimate, Void

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

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The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

Achievements, alliances, Boss Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, GATES, Laughter, Loot, Minigames, pearly, progress, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Side, Skill Progression, smp, Survival, Valhalla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

Overview
Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is The Gates of Valhalla?	The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a Discord for the server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?	The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla?	Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

battle, Board, challenge, Code, Competition, deathmatch, Game, games, host, hour, Hunger, Hunger Games, Hunger Games #07, image, kill, Minecraft, name.., neater, Serve, smp, strategy, Survival, tributes, volunteer, volunteering

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3731
Gods Slained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!