Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!
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Poopocalypse Adventures
Adventures, challenging game, competitive multiplayer, difficult to master, Escape from Shitkov, experienced players, faggots with 1000+ hours, frustrating gameplay, get repeatedly killed, hardcore gaming experience, hardcore players, hiding in every nook and cranny, high skill ceiling, intense competition, maps open on 2nd monitors, Poopocalypse, rage inducing, skilled opponents, steep learning curve, strategic gameplay, SUCKS, try to play
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CraftyColumbo
1970s, classic, Clever, Columbo, CraftyColumbo, crime, crime drama, detective, iconic, iconic character, interrogation, investigation, lawyering up, murder, Mystery, Peter Falk, plot twist, police procedural, suspects, tv show, whodunit
so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!
oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!
but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!
so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!
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ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas
Behavior, clinical psychopaths, cognitive processes, Decision making, Deontological, deontological choices, dilemmas, direct harm, emotional responses, Ethics, high impulsivity, high-emotion scenarios, ImpulseCraft, impulsiveness, mental health, morality, optimal outcomes, personality disorders, Psychology, research, risk assessment, social psychology
So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!
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Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!
bolt, Community, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, decorations, Development, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, Pets, Players, Project, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Vanilla, wellmannered, Whitelist
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Founded April 14, 2023 Founder Antimony_Sb Features Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
What is the primary language used in the server?
The primary language used in the server is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.
What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?
Some of the divergences from classic Vanilla gameplay include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO with new skills, GSit for sitting, custom FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more minor additions.
Is there a summer event coming up?
Yes, the summer event will start soon with great content and rewards for players.
Is there a second server being developed?
Yes, a second server named “Flare Adventures” is in development, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.
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DollCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an elegant ancient German doll who plays the violin… and farts on stream! That’s right, you’ll never know when she’ll let one rip while serenading you with her beautiful music. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join us for some laughs, some music, and some unexpected toots. Don’t miss out on the fun!
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NashThreads Minecraft Server
Boring, Bryan Danielson, gay black man, ignored Nash threads, Manifested, meme dead, meme growth, Minecraft, Monitoring, NashThreads, planned, raped, samefag, samefagging, Server, viral, Waste of timeWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are dead, the threads are ignored, and the samefagging is off the charts! But don’t worry, because on our server, you won’t go viral, your meme growth will be non-existent, and you’ll waste all your time monitoring those boring Nash threads.Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!
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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
1980, Assassination, beatles, Creepercraft, crime, December 8, Fans, History, iconic musician, Impact, John Lennon, Legacy, Loss, Mark David Chapman, memorial, Minecraft, Music, new york city, pop culture, Remembrance, senseless act, Server, The Dakota, tragic event
Join our Minecraft server and relive the day John Lennon was assassinated in a whole new way! Build a giant memorial statue of the Beatles legend, or reenact the tragic event with your friends in a hilarious role-playing scenario. Who knew grief could be so fun in block form? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience history in the most absurd way possible!
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BaeCraft – Body Swap Edition
Acting, adaptation, BaeCraft, Body, body swap, challenge, Communication, cover story, Deception, disguise, Edition, Empathy, impersonation, job performance, Masquerade, pretending, relationships, role reversal, secret identity, Significant Other, Stealthy, Swap, Understanding, work
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to swap bodies with your significant other and try to navigate their daily routine? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience a similar level of confusion and chaos as you try to “wing it” through a day in their virtual world!Join our server and see if you can survive a day in the shoes (or blocky feet) of your partner. From mining for diamonds to battling creepers, you’ll have to think fast and adapt to your new surroundings. Can you make it through without getting called out for being an imposter? Only time will tell!
So come on, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive a day in someone else’s blocky body. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself in the process!
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TipsyTeenHippocampus
addiction, Adolescent alcohol use, adolescent behavior, alcohol consumption, alcohol use, brain development, brain imaging, Cannabis use, cognitive function, emotional regulation, hippocampal structure, hippocampal volumes, longitudinal study, Memory, mental health, neurological effects, neuroscience, research, substance abuse, TipsyTeenHippocampus, young adulthood
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.So, like, there was this dude who joined our server and he was like, “Yo, I wanna build a giant hippocampus in Minecraft!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? His hippocampus was so lit, it actually altered the structure of our whole server! It was like, whoa, mind blown!
And get this, peeps! If you join our server, your hippocampus will grow bigger and bigger every time you take a sip of virtual alcohol! It’s like, science and stuff, bro! And don’t worry about cannabis, it won’t do anything to your hippocampus. So drink up and watch your memory and emotional regulation skills skyrocket!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get our hippocampi on! It’s gonna be a wild ride, yo!
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CraftedSurvival: Where players compete for cobblestone like it’s the Hunger Games!
Adventure, bedrock, BUILD, Cobblestone, Community, compete, CraftedSurvival, Events, Friendly, games, Griefers, Hunger, java, Play, Players, Server, Sleep, smp, Support, Teleport, Trophies, Updates, Version, welcome
CraftedSurvival <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/girlgetters-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a> Welcome to CraftedSurvival!
Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can play with both Java and Bedrock players? Look no further! Join us at play.CraftedSurvival.net for a semi-vanilla SMP experience with awesome features and a friendly community.
Server Features:
🌐 Cross-Play Seamlessly play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions. 🛠️ Semi-Vanilla Enjoy the classic Minecraft experience with a few quality-of-life improvements. 🆕 Version 1.20.1 Stay updated with the latest Minecraft version. 🏠 Land Claiming Protect your builds from griefers with our easy-to-use land-claiming system. 🛌 One Player Sleep Skip the night with just one player sleeping. ❌ No Grief Play worry-free with our strict no-griefing policy. 👹 Mob Heads Collect unique mob heads as trophies. 🔄 TPA Conveniently teleport to your friends. 🎉 Events Participate in fun and engaging community events. 🤗 Friendly Community Join a welcoming and supportive community of players. IP Address & Bedrock Port:
🔗 IP Address: play.CraftedSurvival.net
🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132
Come and build your adventure with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s a place for you at CraftedSurvival. See you in-game!
FAQ
Q: Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock players? A: Yes, CraftedSurvival allows seamless cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions. Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, CraftedSurvival has a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a worry-free gameplay experience. Q: How do I protect my builds from griefers? A: You can easily protect your builds by using the land-claiming system available on the server. Q: Are there any unique features on CraftedSurvival? A: Yes, you can collect rare mob heads as trophies and participate in community events. Q: How can I teleport to my friends on the server? A: CraftedSurvival offers a convenient TPA (teleportation) feature for easy teleportation to your friends.
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FartCraft Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most gas-tastic Minecraft server around! Our server is so full of flatulence that you’ll be wondering “who farted?” at every turn. But don’t worry, these farts aren’t just stinky – they’re magical!Join our server and you’ll find yourself flying through the air on a cloud of fart gas, battling enemies with explosive farts, and even using farts to power your machines. Our community is full of fart enthusiasts who will welcome you with open arms (and open butt cheeks).
So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a fart-powered unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Or explore a world made entirely of fart clouds and butt-shaped mountains? Only on our server, of course!
So come on over and join us for a gas-tastic adventure that will leave you laughing (and maybe gagging) for days. Just remember to bring your gas mask – things can get pretty stinky around here!