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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6045 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is ruled by a group of evil llamas who demand sacrifices of diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But don’t worry, they also give out amazing rewards like flying pig mounts and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.
Join us on our server where every day is a new adventure. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to battle our way through a sea of clucking poultry to reach the treasure at the end. Another time, we discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking mushrooms who challenged us to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even become the next Yunocchi and earn the respect of Yoshinoya-sensei himself.
