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StinkySteve’s Minecraft Server

affordable products, body odor, budget-friendly hygiene, budgeting, coworker harassment, daily shower, deodorant, entry level job, financial struggles, hygiene, laundry expenses, low-income, mean comments, Minecraft, personal care, prioritizing essentials, self-care, Server, smelling bad, StinkySteves, stretching budget, workplace bullying, workplace discrimination

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of being judged for your natural musk? Do you prioritize food over fancy deodorants? Then join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and food is plentiful! No more judgmental coworkers leaving deodorant on your desk or making snarky comments about your scent. On our server, you can be your stinky, budget-conscious self without fear of ridicule. Plus, we have a special “Gym Locker” scent plugin that will make you feel right at home. So come join us and embrace your inner odor!

WeddingCraft or SiblingCraft

Apology, brother’s wedding, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Grand Canyon proposal, Happiness, hurt feelings, hurtful actions, location, misunderstandings, sharing news, sibling rivalry, SiblingCraft, Timing, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Votes:	8300
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Items Found:	2490	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

So, get this – our Minecraft server is like a destination wedding, but without the drama! Just like this crazy story where a couple got engaged at the Grand Canyon after a small wedding, our server is full of surprises and adventures waiting to happen.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds with your friends, without any competitive drama like the one in this story. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Plus, there’s no need to plan around anyone’s wedding – just log in and let the fun begin!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the real world and dive into a world of creativity and excitement, our server is the perfect destination. Just remember, there’s always room for happiness for everyone – especially when you’re building epic structures and battling mobs together. See you there!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

bedtime, Central Time Zone, christmas, christmas eve, Eastern Time Zone, Festive, holiday, holiday spirit, insomnia, late night, night owls, Relaxation, REST, Santa Claus, Santa needs sleep, Santa’s helpers, Santas, Server, Sleep, Sleepytime, staying up, time zones, tired

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	6716	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	11

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

mc.mnsnetwork.xyz

Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Bubbles, christmas, Chuubas, doko, doragon, femanon, fig, fortune, Haitei raoyue, Jong, kaavi, Khubie, mahjong, Mayo, MJG, mystic, News, PCG, sources, STREAMS, Threads, Under The Sea, Village, Vtuber, yaku

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Crops Grown:	8524	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Villages Defended:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Towns Built:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!

CraftmasFamBam

christmas, Communication Issues, CraftmasFamBam, family celebration, family dynamics, first responder, guilt trip, holiday plans, holiday traditions, husband’s family, long drive, not going, passive aggressive, rotating shift, Schedule, social battery, spending time, stressful job, weather concerns, WIBTAH

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family of blocky characters who will never guilt trip you for working on Christmas!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!