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Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1771	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	170	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	138
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

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lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Buildings Constructed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Votes:	7778
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2060	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	1598
Crops Grown:	7159	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

XenosMC

armor sets, Bosses, cave mining, cells, custom mines, Dark Auction, ENERGY, Generators, GKits, Guards, king of the hill, Koth, Masks, meteors, Minecraft, Mini Games, Ore rushes, outposts, overworld bandits, Pickaxe Enchants, pickaxe upgrade, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, PvP enchants, Raiding, Raiding system, Server, shards currencies

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)

play.xenosmc.net

ContentMine – 1.20.80-1.21.40 Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, bonus codes, BUILD, Community, ContentMine, creativity, Events, Friends, game modes, imagination, lags, Minecraft, Possibilities, Rewards, Server, smooth play, stable operation, Survival, Youtubers

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

ContentMine is an exciting Minecraft server for all lovers of creativity and survival! Here you will find:A variety of game modes: from classic survival to creative mode. Friendly community: take part in events, build together with other players and find new friends. Unique features: bonus codes, special rewards, and YouTubers. Stable operation: the server is optimized for smooth play without lags. Join ContentMine and start your adventure in a world where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination! ?

Mc.contentmine.ru:25633