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Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

DustSettled Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	84
Star Shards Collected:	149	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

Vanilla SMP Server: Where potatoes battle over land in Highlandia, with some fancy maps

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	301	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12

HighlandsMC – Geopolitical Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Discord Server	Encourages mapping, content creation, and discussion of lore and politics of the server.
Dynmap	An excellent tool to visualize the server’s claims and territories.
Moderation Team	Involved and friendly team to ensure player enjoyment and safety on the server.
Nation Building	Players are encouraged to build their nations and claim territories.

Join the Discord server today to get started: https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server is launching on the 3rd of May.
What can I do on the server?	You can participate in nation building, claim territories, and engage in politcal discussions.
Is there a map of the server?	Yes, the server has a Dynmap tool to visualize claims and territories.
How can I join the Discord server?	Simply click on the provided link: https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s

Loggy McLogface: Where the Logs Are Creamy, Steamy, and Dreamy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the logs are so creamy, steamy, and dreamy that you’ll never want to leave! Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by the most delicious logs they had ever seen. These logs were so irresistible that they couldn’t help but build the most epic log cabin you’ve ever laid eyes on. But here’s the twist – every time they chopped down a log, it magically grew back even creamier, steamier, and dreamier than before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where players can relax and unwind after a long day of mining. And rumor has it that if you dive into the lava just right, you’ll be transported to a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure filled with creamy, steamy, and dreamy logs. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Krafty Kino Kingdom

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Falling into the Void:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to bestow with rare loot and magical powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where villagers party like it’s 1999.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself riding a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Ryns Dynasty: Where even creepers are on a guest list! (SMP)

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, CREEPERS, Discord, DYNASTY, Empire, Exploration, FANTASY, guest, Kingdom, list, Medieval, Modded, Mods, Nature, power, PvP, Roleplay, rules, Ryns, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1291
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Ryn’s Dynasty Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded
Inspiration	Medieval Dynasty
Challenges	Seasonal and nature-related
Empire Building	Build and maintain your empire
Join Discord	https://discord.gg/WpxJ34SFzd

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of mods inspired by Medieval Dynasty, enhancing the gameplay experience.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting using the provided IP address and port in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?

A: Yes, please familiarize yourself with the server rules and guidelines provided in the Discord server before playing.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server with me?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server and play alongside you in building and expanding your empire.

BigMonkCockCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4577	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2905	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Big Monk Cock has everything you could ever want in a Minecraft server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to wield the legendary Big Monk Cock sword! Rumor has it that whoever wields this sword gains the power to summon an army of flying pigs to do their bidding.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the elusive Disco Sheep that drops diamond blocks when defeated. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join Big Monk Cock today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Blocky Boogaloo Bonanza

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, Akane is about to save Aqua with her pussy! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. Join us for a wild ride as Akane uses her feline powers to rescue Aqua from the clutches of evil. But that’s not all, we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Welcome to CatCraft, where the only thing more temperamental than creepers is the server owner!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

CatCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version:	1.20.4
World Border Size:	15k in every direction
Location:	Ashburn, VA, USA

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal shit, dupe, or grief.
We’re a strict 21+ server.
PVP is turned on.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, or forcefield.
Pranking is fine within reason.
Include your favorite breed of cat in your application.
Patch up creeper holes, fully chop down trees, and sign your stuff.
Don’t kill withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, and head
Various custom recipes and features

For more information or to apply, visit our Discord.

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Corbacraft VS Hypixel

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8869	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Hypixel VS Corbacraft

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of minigames	Can be pay-to-win
Active community events	Can experience lag at peak times

Corbacraft

Pros	Cons
Non pay-to-win	Smaller player base
Semi-vanilla gameplay	May lack some of the features of larger servers
Community-centric	Less variety in gameplay compared to larger servers

FAQ

1. Can I play on Hypixel if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames suitable for players of all skill levels.

2. Is Corbacraft suitable for experienced players?

Absolutely! Corbacraft provides a more traditional Minecraft experience for players looking for a semi-vanilla gameplay environment.

3. Are there opportunities for socializing on both servers?

Both servers have active communities where players can forge friendships and alliances.

SharkWife’s Mine-tastic Adventure

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also swim with your adorable aquatic spouse. Just imagine the looks of envy from other players as you ride into battle on the back of a shark! Join us now for a truly unique and fin-tastic experience!

ZombieCraft: Coffin Craze

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even in 2024 people are still talking about it. That’s right, we’re like the OG of Minecraft servers.

2. We have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. From giant floating castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, we’ve got it all.

3. Our community is so awesome, even straight guys can’t resist joining. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ladies for you to catch your drift with.

4. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. Just don’t wish for more creepers, trust me on that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!