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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 1912 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 318 |
We have a secret underground slime farm run by a team of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. They’ll trade you slime balls for the most ridiculous items like cooked chicken wearing a top hat or a diamond sword that sings show tunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must follow a trail of exploding sheep to find the hidden loot. Trust us, it’s worth it when you uncover a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and start saving up your slime balls for the most absurd items you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes?