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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5902 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)