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OJ & Steel Showdown MC

Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, global economy, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiation strategies, North America, Orange Juice, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, showdown, Steel, Tariffs, trade war, trump, US

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5874
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ores Mined:	4194	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Star Shards Collected:	280	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Animals Bred:	114
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	73	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8190	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	959
Emeralds Found:	3488	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Votes:	7764
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	181

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	89	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7553

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!