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The Spaghetti Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to the edizione piccolissima Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained llamas ready to defuse any explosions before they reach you.

Our community is filled with quirky characters, like Steve the Sheep who is convinced he’s actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. And let’s not forget about Karen the Villager, who is always causing drama by stealing everyone’s emeralds to fund her llama fashion line.

So come on down to the edizione piccolissima Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash caused by a herd of rebellious pigs).

The Lost Nomad – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ores Mined:	2300
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magic Items Found:	1750
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fearless adventurers stumbled upon this server and were greeted by dancing pandas, flying pigs, and talking llamas. They knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! This server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and magical portals that will transport you to different dimensions. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? You can do that here. Want to battle a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? Go for it!

And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every week. From costume parties to building competitions, there’s always something fun going on. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and let your imagination run wild!

Complete HoloLive Victory Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved the ultimate victory – we have completed the HoloLive challenge! That’s right, we have successfully recreated every single HoloLive character in pixel art form and now they roam the server, ready to interact with players in hilarious ways.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you manage to find and tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is protected by the almighty Corgi God, who watches over us and blesses us with good luck in all our endeavors.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world!

Try Out Multiversus™ Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5663	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ores Mined:	8956

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles! And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Laharl Hates Being a Girl with Huge Boobs in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4403	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild adventures of Laharl, the grumpy warrior who got turned into a busty babe with massive melons! Watch as Laharl navigates through the world of blocks and mobs while trying to avoid getting distracted by their own voluptuous assets. Will they ever find a way to change back to their original form? Or will they embrace their new feminine side and become the most fabulous player on the server? Join now to find out and maybe even get some tips on how to survive in a world where even the toughest warriors can end up with unexpected curves!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dimension Hops:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Casualty Central Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magic Items Found:	2192	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will truly test your skills and strategic thinking? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’s like a virtual war zone where casualties are a daily occurrence.

With a predicted 3,600 casualties per day, you’ll need to be on your toes and ready to replace fallen comrades at a moment’s notice. We’re talking about a replacement rate of 800 new personnel each day – can you handle the pressure?

Forget about the peaceful building and farming, this server is all about survival of the fittest. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where chaos reigns and only the strongest survive. Who needs an all-volunteer force when you can join our server and experience the thrill of large-scale combat operations firsthand? Let the battle begin!

What did he mean by Minecraft SMP this?

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Passages Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake! Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant bounce house where you can challenge other players to epic trampoline battles.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start a dance party with you! Or how about the time when a pack of zombie villagers challenged you to a game of soccer? Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server also has special events like the Tree of Sephiroth investigation where you can uncover ancient mysteries and unlock powerful rewards. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assaults and Limit Break Assaults that will test your skills and teamwork like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or discover a secret disco party in the Nether realm. The possibilities are endless!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3126

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7052	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more updates than a villager trade menu and more events than a creeper explosion convention.

Join us for the Old Tales event, where we celebrate our 2nd anniversary by telling stories of epic battles and legendary loot. And don’t miss Full Burst Day, where we crank up the chaos to 11 on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special recruits like Cinderella and Grave, who are ready to slay mobs and take names. And don’t forget about Rapunzel, who’s giving away a free SSR just because she’s feeling generous.

And let’s talk fashion, honey. We’ve got costume passes for Scarlet, Cinderella, Isabel, and D. Because even in the apocalypse, you gotta look fierce.

So why join our server? Because we’re the most entertaining, tactical, and downright ridiculous Minecraft community out there. Plus, we have codes that will make your inventory overflow with goodies. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!