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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.

So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

GiftGoneWrong28

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid all the pressure of opening gifts? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about the awkwardness of receiving presents again. We understand the struggle of feeling uncomfortable with expensive gifts, so we’ve created a safe space for you to open them at your own pace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!

AdScreen Wasters

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are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure

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join our epic minecraft server where we have combined the power of pembrolizumab with soluble EphB4-albumin to create the ultimate weapon against HPV-negative EphrinB2 positive head neck squamous cell carcinoma mobs.

we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.

our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.

so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Nuclear Frontier: Where Minecraft meets Chernobyl…but don’t worry, we’re not [modded]!

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Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version	Forge 1.12.2
Featured Mods	HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Scape and Run: Parasites

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Question: What can players expect on this Minecraft server?

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Players can build immense nuclear reactors and refineries, engage in wars (with no griefing allowed), and enjoy a modern look with updated mods and resource packs.

Question: Are there any rules regarding player interactions on the server?

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While griefing is not allowed, occasional warmongering will take place, adding an exciting element to gameplay.

Question: How can I join this adventure?

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To join the server, simply drop a message to the server administrator and connect using the provided IP: 158.178.202.223:25565.

Joever’s Trans Icon Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former trans icon turned Minecraft master, now known as Joever! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a dance party every time you mine a diamond. Plus, rumor has it that Joever can summon a dragon just by snapping their fingers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Lacey’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Lacey Fletcher. Legend has it that Lacey once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one day. And not just any castle, a castle that could fly! Yes, you heard that right, a flying diamond castle.

But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll also find talking pigs who give out enchanted golden carrots that make you invincible for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, once you meet Lacey Fletcher and her flying diamond castle, you’ll never want to leave!

BroHouse Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we support your right to say no to storing boxes in your attic!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, as we navigate the complexities of family dynamics and garage storage wars. Will you be the hero who sets boundaries and declutters your virtual space, or will you be the villain who hoards all the virtual items?

With outrageous stories like these, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, who knows what crazy adventures await you when you log in? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCookz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as A’s unwanted seasoning advice? Look no further! Join our server where you can cook up some drama just like OP and their roommate A.

Forget about mixing your spaghetti sauce the “white people way” or worrying about saving food for anyone else. On our server, it’s all about serving up some sassy comebacks and standing your ground in the kitchen.

Join us for a cooking showdown like no other, where the only rule is to cook for yourself and your girlfriend, just like OP. Who needs to consider others’ preferences when you can have it your way all the time?

So if you’re ready to stir the pot (literally and figuratively), join our server now and let the cooking chaos begin! Just remember, watch out for any hovering roommates trying to give you unsolicited seasoning advice.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Divine Spears Created:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magic Items Found:	6722
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Towns Built:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	265
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchantments Applied:	120	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

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