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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7088 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 7128 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.