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BacoNetworks SkyFactory 4 | ATM9 TTS | StoneBlock2 | ATM9

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

BacoNetworks SkyFactory 4 | ATM9 TTS | StoneBlock2 | ATM9 Minecraft Server

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GameMart Minecraft Server

Buy, Choices, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Entertainment, Fun, game buying, game dilemma, game purchase, game selection, GameMart, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, Minecraft, Options, Purchase, selection, Server, video games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Votes:	8812
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it. But be warned, the llama has a mischievous streak and may prank you by turning your house into a giant cake!

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll encounter a gang of zombie pigmen who have formed their own biker gang and challenge players to races on their hog-riding mounts. And watch out for the lava lakes, they’re actually hot tubs for the pigmen to relax in after a long day of terrorizing players.

But the real highlight of our server is the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where players can dress up the dragon in sparkly armor and compete for the title of most fabulous dragon in all of Minecraft. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such a flair for fashion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

DeckCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

100 hours, Adventure, Allies, Allybros, Community, completion, Deck Thread, DeckCraft, discussion, done, elden ring, FANTASY, finished, Game, Gaming, Legionbros, Minecraft, multiplayer, Playing, RPG, Server, strategy, Ultimate, video game

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ores Mined:	9284	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms in other games? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be slaying is creepers and the only kingdom you’ll be conquering is made out of pixelated blocks!

Allybros and Legionbros are welcome too! We don’t discriminate against any bros here, as long as you’re ready to mine, build, and survive in our crazy world.

Forget about Elden Ring, after spending over 100 hours in that game, you deserve a break. And what better way to relax than by joining our server and getting lost in a world of endless possibilities?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or encounter a herd of flying pigs. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

SisTripGoneWrong Minecraft Server

Australia to Europe, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, expensive trip, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, hiding trip, job loss, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new boyfriend, paying rent, relationship boundaries, rent assistance, rent money, Server, sister’s rent, SisTripGoneWrong, trip to Europe, trust issues, waitress job

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Votes:	9619
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like the surprise trip to Paris that OP’s sister took without telling anyone! Who needs to pay rent when you have a mysterious millionaire boyfriend willing to foot the bill?

Get ready for some family drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. Will OP cut off their sister or will they reconcile over a virtual block-building session? Only time will tell on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more thrilling than a Nether adventure! Who needs reality when you have a server full of craziness like this?

CraftyGatez

above ground pool, backyard, cameras, CraftyGatez, Deck, Entrances, Fence, Flowers, FRUITS, garden, GATES, home owners insurance, neighbors, no trespassing signs, Parties, Plants, private property, Property, remote control, Renovations, swimming, veggies

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of nosy neighbors trying to crash your private pool parties? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your virtual backyard is protected by remote control gates and no trespassing signs! Build your own stunning garden with flowers, plants, fruits, and veggies, and upgrade your above ground pool with a deck to throw the most epic parties ever!

But beware, there may be entitled neighbors trying to sneak in and demand access to your virtual pool for their own family gatherings. Will you stand your ground and protect your private oasis, or will you give in to their demands and let the chaos ensue? Join now and find out on our hilarious Minecraft server!

Minecraft Man Cave Server

#facial hair, APPEAL, ARMS, attractiveness, best part, Body, cave, chest, Confidence, EYES, Grooming, hair, Hands, Legs, Male, man, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical features, physique, Posture, Server, Smile, Style

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a giant block creature who roams the land causing chaos and mischief. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Blocky Slayer?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBedroomAntics

aging, Attitudes, BlockyBedroomAntics, Communication, emotional connection, Experience, fulfillment, Intimacy, Maturity, Open-mindedness, personal growth, perspective, physical changes, Pleasure, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, Sexuality, societal norms, Taboos

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and outrageous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about sex and Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a blocky pig the same way ever again! So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!

BrexitCraft Server: TarnishedUK

Agreement, brexit, Brexit deal, BrexitCraft, controversy, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, Europe Minister, european union, Future, global reputation, Impact, international relations, negotiations, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tarnished, TarnishedUK, Trade, uk, Withdrawal

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	257
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	908310
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Farms Harvested:	731
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, like, if u wanna escape all the brexit drama and have a good time, u gotta join our minecraft server, cuz we got all the fun and none of the politics, ya know? like, u can build ur own lil world and chill with ur friends without worrying about all that brexit “tarnished” stuff. plus, we got this crazy story about how herobrine actually caused brexit by messing with the politicians’ minds, and now he’s trying to take over our server too! u gotta join and help us stop him before it’s too late! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of laughs and adventure. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s show herobrine who’s boss!

CraftyRainbowSKoreaGayLove

civil rights, constitutional rights, CraftyRainbowSKoreaGayLove, cultural shift, discrimination, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, landmark decision, legal protection, legal recognition, LGBT community, lgbtq rights, Marriage equality, marriage rights, minority rights, progressive ruling, same-sex couples, social progress, societal change, south korea, top court

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so, like, this server is like the top court of minecraft servers, ya know? we recognize all the rights for same-sex couples, just like south korea’s top court! join us if you wanna build a rainbow castle with your minecraft partner and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. we also have unicorns and flying pigs, cuz why not? come join the fun and let your rainbow flag fly high in the sky of this epic minecraft world!

AntsLegs4Days

advanced societies, amputating limbs, Animal Behavior, ant civilization, anthropologist Margaret Mead, ants, ants civilization, AntsLegs4Days, Civilization, Evolution, future civilizations, healed femur, healing, human evolution, inherit the earth, limb regeneration, Margaret Mead, scientific discoveries, signs of civilization, societal development, societal progress

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got ants that can amputate ur limbs and then HEAL them back like some kind of crazy ant civilization. imagine being able to chop off ur arm and then have it magically grow back, just like that! who needs doctors when u got ants, amirite? come join us for a wild ride of limb-chopping fun and see if u can survive in this insane ant world. u never know, u might just become the ruler of the ant civilization and lead them to conquer the entire minecraft universe. ants, man. they’re taking over.