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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 6230 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?