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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5201 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).