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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3727 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 802 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Imagine a world where hair truthers roam free, spreading the gospel of natural beauty. No more combing through your hair, just let it be as nature intended.
We even have a special bald avatar option for those who dare to defy the norms and rock the shiny look. But beware, baldness may make you even more attractive than you already are (if that’s even possible).
Our server is a safe haven for those tired of spending hours getting their hair done. Just choose a hairstyle that looks good for a week and leave it be until you absolutely have to change it.
Life is a battle against entropy and decay, but on our server, you can find peace within the chaos. Embrace your inner lolcow and join us in the fight against societal norms. Who knew Minecraft could be so hair-raisingly fun?
