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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2710 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
come join our minecraft server where pigs fly and cows ride horses like a rodeo show gone wild. we have diamond blocks that talk and tell jokes, and creepers that dance the macarena when you defeat them. our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, ready to help you on your quest to find the legendary golden carrot of doom. biweekly and bimonthly are synonyms 1/4th of the time, so you never know when the next crazy event will happen. join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).
