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MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!

Adjudicator, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, Digging, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, Latest Patch, laughs, loadouts, McMineFace, minecrafty, objective-based missions, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, squad edition, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, Third-person Shooter, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take squad goals to a whole new level! Join us in the epic battle to rid the galaxy of alien threats in our very own version of HELLDIVERS 2. You’ll become a Helldiver, part of Super Earth’s elite fighting force, and embark on missions to liberate planets and achieve total victory in our galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re a fan of the original HELLDIVERS game, fear not – we’ve got that too! Dive into the top-down, twin-stick shooter action and experience the roots of our epic gameplay formula.

Check out our wiki for all the insider info, grab your gear from our equipment reference, and team up with fellow players to dominate the battlefield. And don’t forget to stay up to date with the latest news and patches – we’re always evolving and improving!

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and show those aliens who’s boss! Trust us, even the Adjudicator thinks this server is good – and that’s saying something!

Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183

Are you tired of dealing with psycho exes in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only psychopaths you’ll encounter are the creepers trying to blow you up. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. Who needs love when you have diamonds? Join now and leave those real-life psychos behind!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players

anti-racism, bedrock, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, inclusion, INEQUALITY, Players, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial discrimination, Racial equality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, tolerant, white privilege

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crops Grown:	8211
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Emeralds Found:	2226	Buildings Constructed:	31
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

2024Craft, CREEPERS, Party

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	210
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

art, Average, building, cat, Crafty, crippling, damn, dislike, Fags, failed normie, general, large portion, lexicon, Loneliness, Loser, ONLINE, PIXEL, PRETEND, Productive, Relate, sense, Slang, society, terminally online, time spent, y’know

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Blocky Banter Central: The Server Built for BBC (Building, Battles, and Comedy)

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was literally built for a BBC thread! That’s right, we have the most scandalous and dramatic player interactions you will ever witness in your virtual life.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore, or witness intense love triangles forming over who gets to build their house next to the village well. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions where players have to construct replicas of famous BBC sets using only dirt and gravel. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of emerald blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Creeper Cunt Youth Squad – Where Minecraft meets questionable language!

“Youth, adolescence, Challenges, Community, creeper, Cunt, Development, Diversity, education, empowerment, future leaders, growth, Identity, Language, meets, Minecraft, opportunities, peer pressure, Questionable, Rebellion, social media, societal impact, squad, Stereotypes, teenagers, young adults, youth culture, youths

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your mom’s basement! Our “youths” are a mix of chaotic energy and absolute madness, making every day feel like a never-ending rollercoaster ride.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of building a giant statue of a potato with your new best friend who happens to be a talking llama. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!