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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1781 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!
