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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1864 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 19 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 224 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
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