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Chop Board Chaos

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Crops Grown:	5529	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid contamination hotspots like chopping boards and workers’ hands!!! we use ATP bioluminescence testing to make sure our players are clean AF. plus, our staff have the best hygiene training in the world – they even wash their hands after mining diamonds! come join us and stay safe from germs while you build the sickest creations in the blocky world. trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve who got a nasty case of block rot from a dirty crafting table on another server. come to us and stay clean, my dudes!

MysticCraft – Pixel Planet 1.20.1

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	621
Farms Harvested:	923	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and fluffy victory ever! Why? Because we have a secret stream that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about our previous stream, it was so lit that even the creepers were dancing! Our debut will make you question reality, and our 3D debut will make you scream “what is this sorcery?!” Check out our YouTube channel for some crazy content that will make you laugh until you cry. And don’t forget to follow our schedule, it’s so chaotic that even Herobrine can’t keep up! Unarchived content? More like unBELIEVABLE content! Our songs will make you want to dance like a zombie in a thriller music video. And our merch? Let’s just say, you’ll be the envy of all the Endermen. Plus, we have /baubau/-related content that will make you say “baubau-tiful!” So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life!

MangioCraft – Where Luigi’s Fame Lives On

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6335
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	154

Have you heard of Luigi Mangione? No? That’s because the media has collectively decided to stop covering him. Why, you ask? Because he’s too busy dominating our Minecraft server with his epic building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics!

Join our server and witness Luigi Mangione in action as he builds entire cities in a single day and takes down enemies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. The media may have abandoned him, but we haven’t – and you shouldn’t either!

So come join us on this wild ride and see why Luigi Mangione is the talk of the town (even if the media won’t admit it). Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with him and take on the world together. Just don’t expect any press coverage – we’re too busy having fun to care about that!

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL

America, Arctic, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Grab, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, greenlandic, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Land, land grab, lol, opposition, pm, Politics, reaction, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Votes:	4465	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Potions Brewed:	67

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!

Eternal Void’s Realm 1.21.3

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more exciting than fingering a girl for the first time! Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about those awkward feelings. Plus, our gameplay is so stimulating, it’ll have you cumming back for more every time! Don’t miss out on the clitoris stimulation of a lifetime, join us now!

YogaCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Drama, Friend, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, Relaxation, response, self-care, Server, Support, text message, Trust, yoga, YogaCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	2308
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Villages Defended:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	269491
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of F26 who started doing yoga and ended up in a crazy love triangle!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you receive a text from a friend accusing you of stealing their virtual boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form! Will you defend your honor or stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret alliances, epic battles, and friendships tested to the limits. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such intense drama? Join now and be part of the madness – just remember to keep your virtual relationships drama-free!

BlockyBigotry

American beauty standard, Apology, beauty standards, BlockyBigotry, Chinese American, Chinese beauty standard, Confrontation, crew team, Cultural differences, discrimination, ethnicity, misunderstanding, parents, Principal, private school, racism, racist, sunscreen, Tanned

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Potions Brewed:	188
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting tanned is the sand on our beaches! Join us for a sun-soaked adventure filled with epic builds and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.

Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!

SubredditSneakz

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	56
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Reddit addicts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Want to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding penguins who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in your guilty pleasure of epic proportions. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CeliblockGayLand

acceptance, catholic church, catholicism, Celibacy, CeliblockGayLand, church doctrine, Church policy, clergy, discrimination, equal rights, Gay priests, Homosexuality, inclusion, italy, LGBTQ, Moral values, religious tolerance, sexual orientation, social progress, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	1

So like, dis Minecraft server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? We got gay priests from da Vatican chillin in Italy, but only if dey stay celibate while playin Minecraft. It’s like a whole new level of holy Minecraft fun, ya feel me? Come join us and see if you can resist da temptation to build a rainbow castle with your fellow celibate priests. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

CraftyRx – The Blockbuster Pharmacy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

join this cray cray minecraft server where we have pharmacy benefit managers running around negotiating access to imaginary medicines for all the players. they will steer you to use their own imaginary pharmacies, which are part of conglomerates like CVS, UnitedHealth Group, Cigna, and Humana. but watch out, cuz they may create conflicts of interest and try to steal all your diamonds! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness of our crazy pharmacy-themed world!