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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7037 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, explore a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers, and even take on a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato of ultimate power!
But that’s not all – our server also has a disco party every Friday night in the Nether, where you can dance with zombie pigmen and show off your best creeper impression. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden llama trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the year!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
