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BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Astral Projections Made:	3
Star Shards Collected:	239	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	8807	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Emeralds Found:	1461	Buildings Constructed:	26

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5843	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!