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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1824 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
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