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BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animation, Anon, art, Babes, Barriers, Bionicle, Blockheads, Characters, Creation, creativity, design, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, imagination, inspiration, lego, Minecraft, Obstacles, Sexy, Taboos, Toys, Women

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Emeralds Found:	5821
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	3078
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	116	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

Country, Crafty, Edition, hair status, McCraftface, your country, your hair status

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Potions Brewed:	111
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	824
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

awkwardness, blocks, communication difficulties, confusion, emotional intelligence, Identity, Insecurity, introspection, ODDITY, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Social Interaction, Social Skills, strange person, StrangeCraft, Understanding, UNIQUENESS, unite, weirdos, world

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blockhead Banter

anger, annoyance, banter, Blockhead, communication breakdown, Conflict, confrontational, confusion, disagreement, Frustration, Irritation, Issues, misunderstanding, perplexed, puzzled, Tension, whats their problem

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9945
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchantments Applied:	83
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!