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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Federal-Level Emergency, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk, Kursk Emergency, KurskCraft, military conflict, Minecraft, national defense, political tensions, russia, Russia Declares Emergency, russian federation, security measures, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, ukraine russia conflict, Ukrainian crisis, Ukrainian Incursion

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

lol u ever wanted to play minecraft in a place where russia is declaring emergencies left and right? well boy do we have the server for u! come join us in our epic world where ukraine keeps tryna mess with russia and we gotta build walls and stuff to keep them out. it’s like a real life history lesson but with creepers and zombies. plus, putin himself makes appearances in the game and gives u quests to complete. join now for a wild ride of political drama and blocky adventures!

FinnCraft – No Rusky Buys!

border control, Buying, buys, defence minister, drafting bill, european union, finland, FinnCraft, Finnish properties, foreign buyers, foreign investment, government policy, international relations, legislation, national security, political tensions, Prevent, property market, property ownership, real estate, restrictions, Rusky, Russian citizens

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	14

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build ur own lil world in minecraft, right? well, imagine if u could do that but with a twist! on this server, we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening, like, for realz.

first off, we got this epic war going on between the finnish and russian players. it’s like, total chaos, man. the finnish players are trying to stop the russian players from buying up all the properties in their virtual world. like, can u imagine that? it’s like a virtual cold war, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, the defence minister is getting involved too! he’s like, “no way, russian players, u can’t take over our virtual land!” it’s like a whole new level of drama in minecraft, dude.

so, if u wanna be part of this insane virtual war and help defend the finnish properties from the russian invaders, then u gotta join our server. it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before, trust me. come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic minecraft battle!

MineFitCraft: Beat the Genes

beat, diabetes risk, disease prevention, FITNESS, Genes, genetic factors, genetic predisposition, genetic risk, health benefits, healthy choices, healthy diet, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, lifestyle changes, metabolic health, MineFitCraft, physical activity, Prevention, regular exercise, type 2 diabetes, wellbeing, wellness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where if you eat lots of virtual veggies and do virtual exercise, you can, like, totally reduce your chances of getting type 2 diabetes, even if your minecraft character has, like, bad genetics or something. it’s, like, magic or something, man. so come join us on this wacky server where your virtual health actually matters and you can, like, live forever in the minecraft world without worrying about getting diabetes or whatever. it’s, like, a game changer, dude. so come on, join us and let’s get fit and healthy together in the virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so good for your health, right?

ArcMan’s Minecraft Server

ArcMans, central focus, Character development, character growth, exclusive, Featured, individual journey, Main character, Minecraft, narrative, Only One, own arc, personal development, Plot, Protagonist, Server, singular focus, solo arc, special treatment, spotlight, standalone narrative, Storyline, Unique

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8768	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Buildings Constructed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every player gets their own personalized storyline! Ever wonder why Steve was the only one who got his own arc? Well, on this server, you can create your own epic tale filled with dragons, unicorns, and maybe even a talking llama sidekick. Join now and become the hero of your own Minecraft adventure! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own movie deal out of it. So what are you waiting for? Join today and start writing your own legend!

Minecraft SMP: Big3MobileGamer

big 3, Big3MobileGamer, Casual Gaming, Entertainment, game reviews, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile apps, mobile game developers, mobile game market, mobile game trends, mobile games, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming industry, multiplayer, online gaming, opinion, popular games, reviews, smp, strategy, Technology

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
New Chunks Explored:	820114	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers SMP out there!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle creepers with a diamond sword that shoots lasers, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing Championship, where players ride on the backs of dragons through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of TNT, or a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

ParentTrapCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, divorced parents, family dynamics, Family Events, Father Figures, front row seats, parental expectations, parental relationships, ParentTrapCraft, personal boundaries, seating arrangements, step parents, Stepdads, summer program, teenage perspective, theatre performance, ticket distribution

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7761
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Farms Harvested:	334	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family with two dads who may or may not argue about seating arrangements at your virtual theater performance.

Experience the thrill of giving out free tickets to your virtual dad 1 and dad 2, only to have them fight over who gets to sit next to each other. Will they make up in time for the show, or will they end up purchasing new tickets just to avoid each other?

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about choosing between family members for prime seating – because in Minecraft, everyone can sit together in harmony (or not, depending on how the game goes).

So join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only conflict you’ll face is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

SubtlePrankster Minecraft SMP

Gaslighting, Manipulation, messing with someone’s head, mind control, mind games, Minecraft, playing tricks, psychological tricks, smp, subtle gaslighting, subtle manipulation, subtle mind control, subtle mind games, subtle mind tricks, subtle pranks, subtle revenge, subtle sabotage, subtle tricks, subtle trolling, SubtlePrankster, trolling

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the main goal is to subtly mess with other players in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine building a secret trapdoor in someone’s base that leads to a room filled with nothing but chickens. Or replacing all of someone’s diamond blocks with blocks of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like “Troll Wars” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and laughter that ensues.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and trolling is not only allowed but encouraged, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziness that awaits you.

PowerCraft: Fly, Teleport, Build!

Ability, BUILD, Choice, control, dream, FANTASY, Fly, flying, healing, imagination, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, mindreading, power, PowerCraft, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, telekinesis, Teleport, Teleportation, time travel, transformation, wish

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose any superpower you want! Want to fly like Superman and build your house in the clouds? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and burn down your friend’s house? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come join us and unleash your inner superhero in the world of Minecraft!

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGENerated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, kid butt, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, PixelPleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Server, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Animals Bred:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kid butt Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic block merging feature that will blow your mind. Imagine merging blocks together to create crazy structures that defy the laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers a unique animation system that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. Watch as your character busts out some sick dance moves or flies through the air like a superhero.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a Controlnet system that allows you to control every aspect of the game with just a few clicks? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless possibilities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: Apologize for My Diamond Sword

apologize now, Apologize.., Apology, Blame, brexit, cultural integration, current state, Diamond, Diversity, Fault, immigration, Invasion, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Muslims invade UK, nationalism, Political Correctness, regret, remorse, smp, societal issues, sword, uk, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	New Chunks Explored:	192958
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any unexpected invasions from Muslims or any other group for that matter! Our server is a safe haven for all players who want to build, explore, and have a good time without any political drama.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own empire, fight off zombie hordes with your trusty diamond sword, and even ride a llama into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if anyone tries to invade your virtual kingdom, don’t worry – we’ve got your back with our team of expert moderators who will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come on, apologize for all the chaos in the UK and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knew that virtual block-building could be so thrilling and politically charged?