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BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

Africa, blockybattles, Burkina Faso, BurkinaMassacre, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, global security, Government, humanitarian crisis, International, jihadi attack, military intervention, News, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, terrorism response, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Votes:	8580	Villages Defended:	17

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

2D vision, 3d model, brain function, brain perception, cognitive function, cognitive processing, Depth Perception, dimensional reality, mental imagery, neural pathways, optical illusion, perceptual experience, perspective shift, PixelatedMindCraft, sensory input, sensory perception, spatial awareness, spatial representation, visual cognition, visual interpretation, visual processing

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	186	Zombie Dances:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	172
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

1.20.2, Angarath, Avoiding, brewery system, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, fighters, Knights, Mage, miners, Player Economy, Players, playerskins, PRETEND, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Smithing, SNACKS, sneak, Strategic Wars, TANK, teachers, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

character-driven, critically acclaimed, cult classic, emotional storytelling, fan favorite, good RPG, Indie developer, indie game, indie hit, innovative gameplay, Minecraft, moral choices, multiple endings, nostalgic vibes, pixel art, PixelPiggy, retro style, role-playing game, Server, toby fox, Undertale, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

castration, Celibacy, coping mechanisms, Desperation, emasculation, Extreme Measures, Frustration, hormonal imbalance, Horniness, horny, HORNYCRAFT, impulse control, libido, mental health, self-care, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual urges, smp, Therapy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragons Tamed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6292
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

advantageous, beneficial, EASY, Effective, efficient, Effortless, EffortlessCraft, Fruitful, high reward, low effort, minimal effort, Productive, Profitable, Quick, Simple, valuable, worth it, Worthwhile

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Crops Grown:	7679	Love Letters Sent:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

#announcement, Canada, Canadian economy, Economy, employment, foreign nationals, Government, immigration changes, international workers, job market, Labor, Minecraft, policy, reduction, REFORMS, regulations, Server, skilled workers, temporary, temporary foreign workers, trudeau, Trudeaus, work permits, work visas, workers

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

Activist, anti-war, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Lonely death, Music, musician, Pavel Kushnir, pianist, PianoCraftWarrior, political prisoner, Prison, Protester, Remembrance, russia, Russian, Silence, solitary, Solo, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Zombie Dances:	2
Ores Mined:	4009	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

basic needs, CraftyMcLifeUpgrade, economic disparity, global perspective, global poverty, HUMAN RIGHTS, income inequality, INEQUALITY, living standards, POVERTY, poverty awareness, poverty comparison, poverty line, poverty statistics, quality of life, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, standard of living, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

3.6 million, anti-obesity drug, beneficiaries, Character, ChunkyCraft, eligibility, estimates, health, Healthcare, high body mass index, LOSE, medicare, Medicare beneficiaries, medication, Minecraft, obesity, overweight, Prescription, qualify, semaglutide, statistics, study, Treatment, weight, weight loss

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Chimeras Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	242	Star Shards Collected:	135

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus